If you kidnap Reg on a Tuesday, tie him to a chair using Electrical tape and force feed him Frosties as his pancreas works overtime and his bowels lose all sense of time…come next Monday, will he still consider it Happy? Discuss.
Jesus reduced to quoting Reg, that’s like quoting you in an Oxford Union debate, or debating whether to suicide yourself with a steak knife or a packet of M&M’s widen you have a pre-diagnosed nut allergy Rancid.
You would Reg, it makes you look slightly more effortless than X, and slightly more intelligent than Dove after 13 slow comfortable screws against a wall.