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[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL I think you're the one who got that card, Weeg

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

After the 50th eggroll, they finally understood you're bad for the business

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Funny story, in 1996 I was with a girl in a pizzaria, it was our first date. The place was basically empty and we were there making out, until the waiter came with a note written in a napkin

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It told us to leave because our "actions" weren't those expected in a "family establishment"

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It told us to leave because our "actions" weren't those expected in a "family establishment"

 

[Weeg]

HAHHAHAHHA yoo were possessed by the DEVIL!!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL it was a good excuse to get her on the backseat of my VW, Weeg

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I was like "at least here no one will bother us"

 

[Weeg]

Did yoo do the horizontal dance of the DEVIL!!!???

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Nah, I got to 2nd base, girls back then weren't so crazy like today

 

[Admin.]

When I was in the navy there was this chubby guy that started raving about the all you can eat shrimp at a local place off base. He had invited me to go along I was

 

[Weeg]

yeah the 50's were pretty calm

 

[Weeg]

@admin so yoo went SHRIMPING with the guy!!!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

LOL 50's? I'm not Holiday

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

That was in the 90's

 

[Weeg]

BAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I was a spring chicken back then

 

[Weeg]

@Mr. Wednesday yoo live in Coober Pedy?

 

[Admin.]

When I was in the navy there was this chubby guy that started raving about the all you can eat shrimp at a local place off base. He had invited me to go along I was thinking about, another guy warned me not to go, he said chubby guy will eat for hours. I didn’t go,

 

[Admin.]

When I was in the navy there was this chubby guy that started raving about the all you can eat shrimp at a local place off base. He had invited me to go along I was thinking about, another guy warned me not to go, he said chubby guy will eat for hours. I didn’t go, told him a headache or something. The next he was very upset, they 86’d him for life

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Momma Weeg is getting funny with me!

 

[LotusBud]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Is that Lauren Boebert when she takes her wig off and teeth out?

 

[Jack]

 

[Jack]

Lauren's pretty handy at the theater.

 

[Admin.]

@LotusBud FTW!

 

[Adam Hitler]

I thought it was Jack's wife.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Presumably they share the same pair dentures and take turns using them

 

[Adam Hitler]

Presumably they share the same pair of dentures and take turns using them

 

[LotusBud]

POTUS is bald, bald, bald.

 

[Seamajor]

As I understand Dentures are prevalent in the ILÑ