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[jack]

22473rd time on that old quip

 

[Adam]

This again?

 

[Lily]

He's a repetitive dullard.

 

[Lily]

So, is Fredricka. She's shallow AF

 

[Fredricka]

Jack you really cant talk about repetition, stfu

 

[jack]

it's like a broken record

 

[The Associate]

@Adam Hitler , you should mouthfuck a cactus so that you can brag that you've done it.

 

[jack]

LOOOOOL

 

[Adam]

The no yUo shit is difficult to bear

 

[Lily]

If most of these fools were in the same neighborhood, they would get drunk often, repeating all the same stories over and over and over and over and over

 

[Lily]

Week after week, month after month, year after year.

 

[jack]

and then vomit

 

[The Associate]

Then you can be the first kid on your block to say to the other fellas, "Muh-muh-muh-muh-muh-muh! Huhuhuhuh!"

 

[Fredricka]

Hopefully Wednesday will run out of lame quips soon and fuck off

 

[Lily]

I would rather

 

[Fredricka]

No lily, dont do it

 

[Adam]

Whinesdays "jokes" are circa "Ask Jeeves" 2002 era

 

[Lily]

Oh dumb dumb, if I were as feeble minded as you.

 

[Fredricka]

Hes so crusty

 

[Lily]

I can't imagine waking up every day to think about "nothing". A blank screen in your head. What is that like?

 

[jack]

Havent heard him repeat one yet though except the "crucified" comment

 

[jack]

Unlike the OP

 

[Lily]

Please share.

 

[The Real Alticus]

When I was a teenager I went to my girlfriend's house and saw her dad asleep on the couch with like 5 empty bottles of Scope beside him.

 

[Lily]

I've never straight up asked a moron what they're life is like.

 

[jack]

OMG

 

[Lily]

Will one of you talk about what you think about?

 

[jack]

Scope?

 

[jack]

jesus

 

[The Associate]

That's... wow. Damn.