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[Seamajor]

Just smoke another Lucky

 

[Lily]

Credentials? lmfao...

 

[Seamajor]

You live like a pig. Your shitter is outside. Classy

 

[The Question]

Manly men smoke Luckies. Fr00d the d00d smokes Virginia Slims.

 

[Frood]

Is Lucky one of your neighbourhood scamps from Costa Rica?

 

[Seamajor]

Trust me Lily. She has no credentials

 

[The Question]

L.S.M.F.T. MF lol

 

[Frood]

What would Seaboobs know? Minnie Mouse is his godmother...

 

[Seamajor]

Come on DD. Is Lucky Strikes, as you’ve described lots of times

 

[Frood]

Wasn't me. Those brands aren't sold here, gramps.

 

[The Question]

Fr00d is all about the Virginia Slims, aka Vagina Slimes.

 

[Lily]

Fuitmale's credentials are from Sausage State University...Where every grad is prepared for servicing his betters

 

[Seamajor]

Stuck broke stupid, with a family history of lung cancer and heart failure. So much to look forward to.

 

[Frood]

Not sold here either, Wednesday

 

[The Question]

So you've asked for 'em, then. Figured.

 

[Frood]

I know what they are.

 

[Seamajor]

Year Vigina slimes. Allows her to smoke 2 at a time

 

[The Question]

So what brand of dainty, feminine, Pixie-Stix like cigarette do you prefer, Fr00d the d00d?

 

[Seamajor]

Any butt from the driveway

 

[Frood]

I've quit smoking cigs for the moment.

 

[The Question]

Too broke to afford a pack, huh?

 

[Seamajor]

Like aged cheese. Quit for 3 minutes

 

[Frood]

I used to smoke Benson and Hedges

 

[The Question]

HAW.

 

[Seamajor]

Please don’t stop DD. Makes you look dumber than you claim to be

 

[X]

Hello all!! Will we be okay?

 

[Seamajor]

Paying to die is brilliant

 

[The Question]

No, we're all gonna die. (Of different causes, at different times.)

 

[Frood]

The seething is real, X

 

[Lily]

Yes, X. Just have to ride out the hard times.