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[Frood]

Intriguing idea... maybe Seaboobs could recommend a brand.

 

[The Scoundrel]

Fuckin Australians. Freezing? What. Has it dipped below 80?

 

[Seamajor]

Just shit in you sleeping bag, like always.

 

[Frood]

It's-2C and icey fog everywhere.

 

[Frood]

It's -2C and icey fog everywhere.

 

[Seamajor]

Must be tiresome living like that, day after day

 

[The Scoundrel]

Could have made a fortune selling incontinence bags on Monday. A million people crammed like sardines with no way to go for a piss

 

[Seamajor]

No portable shitters?

 

[Frood]

Wonder how many just pissed down another's legs...

 

[The Scoundrel]

No portable shitters . Every doorway was a urinal

 

[The Scoundrel]

When the Kop was standing people used to roll up a newspaper and piss on the floor cos you couldn't move

 

[The Scoundrel]

I figured out you could get a cardboard drink container down your pants and piss in secret

 

[Seamajor]

 

[Frood]

Sometimes when I'm hammock camping I straddle up to the side and either piss on the ground or an empty Gatorade bottle and turf it.

 

[Frood]

If you completely fill the bottle (no air) it won't burn when you throw it at the fire... it boils then bursts... lol

 

[The Scoundrel]

Cos I've got an extremely loud shout I started a few of these on Monday. If it goes quiet you just bellow 'O when the Reds' Next minute 100,000 people are singing. Fuckin great

 

[The Scoundrel]

Hammock camping? Sounds like a euphemism

 

[Frood]

Like your wife riding your back?

 

[The Scoundrel]

Just made me think of wearing a G String as a cock hammock

 

[Seamajor]

You’ve got some weird habits DD

 

[Frood]

Doesnt sound very comfortable or sanitary

 

[The Scoundrel]

Not my bag (no pun intended)

 

[Frood]

I shared a house with a chick who left her dirty G bangers exposed in the laundry room.... nastiest shit I ever seen.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Happy Thursday, Bastards!

 

[Frood]

Yo Reg

 

[MANCID RILKO]

REGGIERINO!

 

[The Scoundrel]

Chicks always leave underwear hanging in the bathroom the sluts

 

[Frood]

Chocolate and vanilla on a string....

 

[Seamajor]

Same same Reggie

 

[Frood]

...and sometimes strawberry jam.