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[Jim Beam]

Poor little fella. Trump is eating all of his dreams and hopes

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Like Chris Christie at a Waffle House.

 

[Jim Beam]

 

[Jim Beam]

I dont think he leaves the house much

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Well, the orderlies have set hours for 'outdoor time', I'm sure, so.

 

[Admin.]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Are you self-medicating, @Admin. ?

 

[Jim Beam]

how many hours did you spend exposed to sunlight today @Admin. ?

 

[X]

Ha ha lookit these two fucking each other over thoughts of Admin Poast after poast AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA careful bois one O you faggots will end up with a butt baby

 

[X]

How many times you guise beat off over TrumpFs win fucking MAGAtards

 

[Seamajor]

I’m surprised there’s any skin left on those little roots.Good Morning

 

[X]

Hahaha

 

[Seamajor]

Are ya OK Alticus?

 

[X]

Never mind him, I just heard SLOAN is a neck bearded woman that rides a TrumpF dildo as it reports the daily goings on

 

[Alticus]

@Seamajor I'm good thank you. Hi X

 

[Weeg]

Mornin freends!! Finally had a hard freeze in OHIO!!

 

[Seamajor]

@X You’re too kind amigo. Sloan sucks Stubbys stub. Breakdown is next.

 

[No One]

Happy Morning Magabro! We have a new Secretary of Defense

 

[Jim Beam]

Great days ahead!

 

[Weeg]

@No One Always a good morning in Trums America!!

 

[Weeg]

@Jim Beam YES!!!! MAGA FREEND!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

@Weeg and @X: Same tardspeak = same tard.

 

[Admin.]

@Courier Six why is your syntax identical to @BadBrad's?

 

[Weeg]

hmmmmmmm so he is a ALT and yoo know what we do with ALTS!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

@Admin. Because I write in proper English. You'd have a point if I wrote 'yoor' and 'freend' and spammed the exclamation point like THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

@Weeg/X would be a little tougher to spot if he'd use different writing styles for the two characters.

 

[Weeg]

We take care of ALTS!!

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

@WeegX -- Shhh.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

That's your handle, now, for both accounts. That's what you're called: WeegX.

 

[Admin.]

I forget that your brand new to the internet @Courier Six and are completely unfamiliar with many of it's tropes.