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[X]

Your mom doesn’t, it’s like throwing hotdogs down a hallway

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

She also says she hates it when you don't empty the jar she leaves by the door to your room in the morning.

 

[Jack]

I see you enjoy your posts a great deal. Well...at least you have an audience of one.

 

[X]

Your mom doesn’t, she drinks it after nights of feverish buttseX

 

[X]

Bahahahahahahaha

 

[Jack]

My mom's been dead for longer than you've been alive I have a feeling.

 

[Jack]

But really, all you are is an IKYABWAI poster. one trick, that's all.

 

[Jack]

not even a good trick either.

 

[X]

Oh wow, 4 spastic poasts in a row ?

 

[X]

You gonna be okay there fella

 

[Jack]

but at least you laugh at yourself well,

 

[X]

I see

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

one trick, like I said.

 

[X]

@jack dont get mad

 

[X]

youll stroke out

 

[Jack]

non sequiturs show failure as well. How deep does that bag of fail go, anyway?

 

[X]

Smile, cry for those you’ve lost.. try your best life’s too short to be bald or boring

 

[Jack]

Look it up.

 

[Jack]

You're so lame, dude.

 

[X]

Look up the diff between you’re and your

 

[X]

Is that why you’ve spent multiple poast on me to let me know thank you boring one

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

You come off like you're hot shit in a champagne glass. Too bad you're in reality just lukewarm piss in a dixie cup.

 

[Jack]

Nah, I'm just playing with my food. You're the one taking it seriously.

 

[X]

Oh wow, that was deep

 

[The Question]

I suspect that X has been the "guest of honor" at one too many owl parties.

 

[Jack]

LOL ikr?

 

[X]

I suspect your ass has lost its elasticity