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[X]

Degenerate?? You house do weird things with your hotdogs to each other and I’m r the degenerate??

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

Love that sweet cock obsession you have X. Very telling.

 

[Courier 6]

So far as it's possible for somebody with the personality and intellect of Ralph Wiggum to achieve degeneracy.

 

[X]

Good good I’m glad you love the cock @jack

 

[X]

 

[Jack]

I'm rubber you're glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Courier 6]

"Does your cunt do stunts? Does it laugh like Nelson Muntz?"

 

[X]

**cough caugh

 

[Jack]

don't spit it out, just say swallow

 

[X]

@jack courier six asked you a question

 

[Jack]

he was talking to you, Eggs

 

[Courier 6]

"When you feed it pickled herring, does it let out little gruntz?"

 

[X]

I hope this isn’t that walking ammonia I have

 

[Jack]

I bet you love it when Prowlie says "Close your eyes, open your legs, let me fertilize your eggs"

 

[Courier 6]

"Can it 'sit', 'stay' and 'roll over'? Can it fetch a stick like Rover? Does your cunt... do... stunts?"

 

[X]

Eggs ?? why do you call courier six eggs ? I told you it sounds like he collects scrotums

 

[Jack]

When you play baseball does it like to buntz?

 

[Courier 6]

I'm sowing them into a sail for the pirate ship I'm building.

 

[Courier 6]

Sewing* even.

 

[Jack]

I don't call courier six eggs. I call you eggs. But yoyu knew that already

 

[X]

lookit these two faggots clamouring all over each other to touch the mighty X’s cock hahahaha for shame fellas

 

[Courier 6]

You are a weird, deranged lab accident.

 

[Jack]

It's the other bug from the Wuhan Lab Leak

 

[Courier 6]

I'm picturing Gene Wilder as Young Frankenstein exiting the lab yelling, "Nope! Nope! Fuck that! Nope! I'm out!"

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

Do you have any modern references ffs you old fucks

 

[Jack]

You never watched young frankenstein? Fucking classic

 

[X]

I bet you old fucks still put gerbils up your ass

 

[Courier 6]

Uncultured little shit.