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[Jack]

I bet you duct tape your gerbils before you fuck them.

 

[X]

I’m cultured, just not THAT old

 

[X]

To prevent explosions ? Like courier six

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Jack is, AFAIK, a Boomer. I myself am a Gen Xer.

 

[Jack]

You mom says you never clean the cage after

 

[X]

I’m 54

 

[X]

Me mom ?

 

[Jack]

How tall are you X

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

That makes you 6 years older than I am -- if you're telling the truth, which nobody has any reason to believe you are. So, yeah, you ARE 'that old'.

 

[X]

6’3

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Adjust downward by 1 foot for accuracy.

 

[Jack]

They can pile shit that high? Pretty amazing

 

[X]

But you look older than that if that pic is really you plus you look like a swollen frog

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"FIVE-FOOT-NINE, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!"

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Another reference "X" won't get.

 

[X]

There’s pics all over here of me, I’m not a shy one

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

You should be.

 

[X]

Courier six looks like he suffered FAS

 

[Jack]

well pics of your shoulder. Have yet to see what that ugly mug that houses that sick brain actually looks like?

 

[Jack]

I thought prowler lived in canada?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

WTF is 'FAS'?

 

[X]

Yes I’m sick thank you for asking, my throat hurts my sinususes are all clogged FUUUCK Anow I’m stuck home cooking all day baking actually that British cooking show inspired me

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

ProwlEegX is from Canadia?

 

[Jack]

You should gargle before your glory hole shift.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

X, does the top of your head bounce around when you talk?

 

[X]

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[Mr. Wednesday]

Aw, I see. You were trying to be clever. Do you think you succeeded?

 

[X]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA that were a good’un @jack

 

[X]

Not clever, observant.. you look as though you suffer it

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Your reach exceeds your grasp. Stick with the classics, like yelling, "AH'M NOT YOH GAHHH, BUDDEHHH!!!"