1,000,000 Post Thread

[Mr. Wednesday]

They'll get some 'believable' yokel up behind a podium so he can say, "Ev'reh time Ah pee, it hurtz so bad Ah think Ah see Martians! HYUK HYUK!"

 

[Jack]

Well I was abducted at 8 6 but I did not receive the anal probe

 

[Jack]

not 8 age

 

[Jack]

fucking phone

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's not you degenerates that worry me

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

It's all the crazy religious ones

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Those are the ones who's gonna suffer the most

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Those are the ones who'll gonna suffer the most

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

True. All the Abrahamic fingersniffers will be set a-howlin'.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Somebody will have to take the aliens' leader aside and be like, "Psssst, hey... Overlord Zort. See all the humans with the miniature replica execution souvenirs hangin' around their necks? Think of them as snacks. Yeah, g'head, eat as many of those as ya want. We got plenty."

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That's why I don't use the phone here. I prefer the "classic" message board experience.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Always

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I can't type on that fucking screen

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

My phone is a brick with a Motorola DynaTac antenna glued to it.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

That's a weapon

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I don't use the phone for anything except viewing now nad then. I know I can wait until I'm by a comp to see what you boring fuckers might have to say. LOL

 

[X]

Jeysg

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Whaaaarrrgarbl

 

[X]

Wtfr u syng

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Interesting. What's poasted here in the shoutbox gets poasted on the million poast thread, but if you poast on the million poast thread it doesn't show up in the4 shoutbox.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It should be fixed. Do it now.

 

[X]

Is @jack on ? Do I need to hide my dick

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Or face my SQUIRRELLY WRATH!

 

[X]

Yikes!

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Gurk is quickly learning the inner works of BF

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm gonna create a comic-relief henchman character and name him Fong Dongle.

 

[X]

Any relation to Long Dangle?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Maybe Cunty McLean or Bunty Scrungus.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Or the Crate Crew.