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[Iggy McLulz]

70 and tired of iving by herself

 

[Murdy]

She will thrive with you. Put her ass to work so she doesn’t drive you nutz.

 

[Murdy]

I could live with anyone who is squared away.

 

[Murdy]

My

 

[Murdy]

Mom is 67 and hell nah

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Move in with me the Murd, if you really have DDs...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Really pretty face, big butt, and DDs? Sign me the fuck up, jeuh...

 

[Murdy]

do I get the title of your home, be named executor of the estate and gain ownership of the poodle?

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my mom been on oxygen PERIODICALLY for a few years. I know she's playing it down and blaming sinusitis.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm almost amazed Smalls and Kang just let you vanish. Are you a total bitch in RL?

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Pure oxygen is great stuff, you should ask her to share it. No joke...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

My mom like yeah I'm cool she's like girl just OD me but don't put me in a nursng home

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

haha

 

[Murdy]

Piggy and Kang can’t handle wives let alone strong wimmenz on the intrawebs

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Me neither. Fuck I hate militant femenists...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

my dad wants to be the next Johnny Cash or HST

 

[Murdy]

I bark orders like a 5 star general. Trust is earned before subservience is given.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Party with coke and booze? Jeuh. Wake up the next morning and get back to being serious adults? Uuuugh

 

[Murdy]

The biggest mindfuck… I actually want a man to be a MAN

 

[Iggy McLulz]

old people just want to go out partying in my experience.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

You a trans?

 

[Murdy]

Old people were taught toxic coping mechanisms

 

[Iggy McLulz]

party and die is my goal if I go terminal

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'm totally toxic...

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Amen Igz...

 

[Murdy]

I would pull life support to charge my iPhone

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

If a doc tells me I'm gonna die soon and need to stay at the hospital...

 

[Iggy McLulz]

we're all toxic if we mix with other potentially toxic people like genetics

 

[Murdy]

I would.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I'll be like; Oh I'll be right back! With a toe taaaaag!