1,000,000 Post Thread

[Murdock]

gomna have some takis

 

[The Associate]

Pedialyte works, too, oddly enough.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

WTF is a taki?

 

[Lily]

Buy your own damn poodle. It's the 21st century...you don't need a stupid man to get a poodle, ffs.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Hell yes Six!

 

[Murdock]

Spicy chips that will burn your butthole tomorrow, green go

 

[Lily]

Pinche guero

 

[The Associate]

Weirdest fucking thing: I can drink like a fucking fish in Arizona and not feel the thing. Half a fifth in the Midwest and I spend all the next day feeling like I'm gonna fuckin' die.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@Lily I can't even keep up with the conversation. I wish you'd been around a bit earlier. sucks I just don't come around much

 

[Murdock]

eat cheese first @Courier Six

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Ignore Lily, she's officially fat...

 

[Lily]

I was out Christmas shopping, dinner with drinks...

 

[Murdock]

But I spent all my money on the monster clown farting snorting machine

 

[The Associate]

@Murdy I suspect it's the difference in the humidity level there.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Lily is also a Longhorns fan so I also kinda like her...

 

[Murdock]

Nice

 

[Iggy McLulz]

@SirSuperSouthern you're cute bute you sound like a cool friend but a nightmare otherwise.

 

[Murdock]

I had all my presents delivered and the grand finale was today

 

[Murdock]

I have so many boxes my blue can is full

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Amen Igz...

 

[Lily]

I only have a few left Murdy...some people are harder than others.

 

[Murdock]

@Courier Six ~ I’m referring to my 6 mo old French bulldog puppy aka Louie the Love Nugget

 

[Murdock]

I throw cash or movie tickets at those problems @Lily

 

[The Associate]

Ah.

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

I am a cool friend, I do what I can for mine, few as they are...

 

[The Associate]

I'm not doing shit for Christmas. Same as I didn't for Thanksgiving, or any other holiday.

 

[Iggy McLulz]

lol nothing wrong with being unapologetically you. Just be honest about who you are and LIVE

 

[SirSuperSouthern]

Loser

 

[Lily]

I have it figured out, I just have to follow through @Murdy

 

[Murdock]

@SirSuperSouthern putting a bow on your cock doesn’t count as a present