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[Mr. Wednesday]

Damnedest thing.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That was right after I invented the Red Solo Cup.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Which you named after Han Solo.

 

[The Prowler]

Shit...over $127K lost in the last month....that does suck.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Lucky for you it's imaginary.

 

[Admin.]

I’ve lost more than that at the craps table

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Did you get the craps at the craps table? That's what it's for, you know.

 

[Admin.]

Luckily it was Monopoly money

 

[Alticus]

I invented craps.

 

[Admin.]

I did actually I deposited it on Yowler’s table

 

[Alticus]

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I taught Genghis Khan how to throw a spear. Well, sort of. I was teaching him how to stab people with it, but he was such a limp-wristed little sissyboy he kept losing his grip on the thing and throwing it.

 

[The Prowler]

I am going to walk my dog now. I hope you people cope while I am away. I regret leaving that $20 tip now that I realize how my stocks have done this past month.

 

[Admin.]

It’s a fun game, you can lose more money at craps than on Crypto

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I invented the game Caravan, and taught it to Obsidian, who put it in one of their games.

 

[Admin.]

When I walked my dog this morning, she killed a polar bear!

 

[Lily]

Is taking his wife out for a spell?

 

[Jack]

Jesus, what a fucking maroon.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

They're taking the dog for a wok.

 

[Lily]

It's as simple as that @jack

 

[Jack]

LOL good thing he's not in Springfield OH

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Then everybody would want to take his dog for a wok.

 

[X]

@Edgar Friendly give it up nothing worse that watching a flailing comedian

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Are you feeling left out, X?

 

[X]

@Edgar Friendly give it up nothing worse than watching a flailing comedian

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Haz u gotz teh sadz?

 

[X]

No but I must say you’re incredibly boring tonite

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Am I leaving you out by not including pictures?

 

[Lily]

He's right @Edgar...that joke is way played out. Stop it with the lame jokes.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

No ewe.