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[X]

It’s not that I’m right it’s more like I’m X and my time spent here being actually bored is not a good management of my precious time

 

[The Associate]

So you're gonna leave if I keep it up?

 

[The Associate]

Well, damn -- incentivize me, why don'tcha.

 

[X]

Where that creeper @jack ? I like to know where he is in case a kid goes missing

 

[X]

I wouldn’t really leave it’d be more you’ve solidified a spot beside @jack as the moistest poosies out thir

 

[The Associate]

Pff. Buzzkill.

 

[X]

I’m merely trying to get you to elevate your game

 

[The Associate]

Why, are you gonna start being worth it?

 

[X]

It’s not for me, it’s so you don’t look foolish amongst us

 

[The Associate]

Why would I care about that?

 

[X]

@jack thinks prowler has a delicious ass

 

[X]

So you insist on boring me then is that what you’re trying to say ?

 

[The Associate]

Yep. Why, do you think you're somebody I should give a toss about impressing?

 

[X]

@jack what makes prowlers ass delicious ?

 

[X]

HellOooo, I’m X .. what moar needs to be siad?

 

[The Associate]

Oh, I think that answers the question pretty definitively.

 

[jack]

Sorry, I'm not on 24/7

 

[X]

Don’t be upset.

 

[jack]

X mentioned you in the shoutbox. 2 minutes ago X mentioned you in the shoutbox. 4 minutes ago X mentioned you in the shoutbox. 7 minutes ago X mentioned you in the shoutbox. 9 minutes ago

 

[jack]

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, he's like a teenage girl with a crush. It's... disturbing.

 

[X]

 

[X]

Where’d you spaztards go?

 

[X]

I noticed you all seem to have tamed your jealousy over @The Prowler s beautiful Corvette

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

Doing something less boring. Watching C-SPAN.

 

[jack]

doesnt the corvette troll remind you of someone? @Edgar Friendly

 

[The Associate]

Absolutely.

 

[The Associate]

I wonder what other parallels there are. Maybe he works at a Long John Silver's -- or did until he got fired.

 

[jack]