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[Lily]

He is so petty...

 

[Lily]

He latches onto every little thing...desperate fuck.

 

[jack]

I just went back and found the OP, you'll notice the quote underneath?

 

[Murdock]

Who would hold the camera? @Reggie_Essent

 

[Murdock]

My hands are FULL haha

 

[The Prowler]

Look at @jack trying to explain himself.

 

[The Prowler]

The OP: https://bastardfactory.net/threads/what-are-you-eating-or-drinking-right-now.12674/#post-771339

 

[Murdock]

This is some hardcore worm dive even for you, prolapse

 

[jack]

I bet @Reggie_Essent would hold it

 

[Murdock]

 

[Murdock]

With his other hand gripping his balls lol

 

[jack]

 

[Murdock]

*calls front desk for broom delivery*

 

[jack]

LOL

 

[jack]

we're making minibreads

 

[jack]

Pumpkin Cream cheese.

 

[Murdock]

That sounds delish… but we have eaten too much bread already. OMFG these French bakeries and restraints are lethal.

 

[The Prowler]

This is boring. You people need to get a life.

 

[Murdock]

Deflection noted.

 

[Murdock]

Lily had duck last night that was to die for.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@jack Sure, I'd hold it, but I'd need a Panaflex to get all of Lily's ass into the shot.

 

[Murdock]

I don’t even like duck… but it was cooked to perfection!

 

[Murdock]

You would need a panoramic lense @Reggie_Essent

 

[Murdock]

The bubble is magnificent

 

[Lily]

The duck was superb @Murdy

 

[jack]

You know if that ass was in front of your face @Reggie_Essent you'd tap it in a New York Moment. I know you better than that

 

[jack]

Duck can be delicious

 

[jack]

Biden is on in ten minutes, by the way

 

[Lily]

To talk about Jimmy? Thank God he'll be treated with respect for his funeral.

 

[Murdock]

It was still too gamey for me… but the crispy skin and L’Orange sauce was fabulous