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[The Question]

Plus, closing in on 50 at terminal velocity, I ain't pretty no more. Any broad that would take an interest with me would have to be Annie Wilkes cRaZy, and I ain't desirous to get axe-murdered in my sleep or some shit.

 

[Lily]

What a weirdo you are @The Prowler

 

[Alticus]

Hi Lily

 

[The Prowler]

Obviously I have no idea if you are telling the truth. But if you are, that is pretty sad. In my opinion. One of the most fulfilling aspects of life is a loving relationship. But...I mean....I know in many cases it is nothing more than an illusion.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Why on earth would I lie about collecting porn and masturbating?

 

[Lily]

Loving relationship...the man that has no clue aa to his wife's likes and dislikes so he gives her money

 

[The Question]

Yeah, that seems like it'd be a bizarre flex. lmfao

 

[Lily]

So loving and romantic...

 

[Lily]

Hi Alticus!

 

[The Question]

Oh shit, it's @Lily -- hide the baby seals.

 

[Alticus]

@Edgar Friendly Right?

 

[The Prowler]

Alticus, re: lying about porn. You might think it is funny...like a troll...some people will say stuff here to get a reaction...it does not make any sense, but I see people do it. Like Lily gifting a donation to Adam...she expects some kind of reaction. It is just silly, but people do it.

 

[Lily]

Huh?.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Are you telling me that you don't tug it?

 

[Lily]

@The Prowler is too cheap to do anything resembling a kindness

 

[The Prowler]

@Lily, you are a gullible fuckwit. I say so many things in jest and you take it seriously. When I say some things that you beleive and run with, it tells me a lot about....you.

 

[Lily]

He'd accost a member's ears with his muzak though

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Do you masturbate?

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler It's simple yes or no answer.

 

[Lily]

Yes, whenever he's chasing me at the forum @Alticus

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler It's a simple yes or no answer.

 

[Alticus]

lol You do notice that he's not answering. lol

 

[The Prowler]

You are a victim of these boards, Lily. You take them way too seriously and you have for over a decade. You have real problems.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Answer?

 

[Alticus]

I'll take the non-answer as a yes.

 

[The Question]

Hey, @The Prowler , do you self-flagellate? Do you 'discipline yo' primate'? Do you thump the stump?

 

[The Prowler]

Alticus, I really am not going to get into my sex life. I have an excellent relationship with my wife and we rarely spend time apart. I can go several days without needing to bust a nut, so there is almost never a need to masturbate.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler

 

[Alticus]

95% of all men admit to masturbation. The remaining 5% are liars.

 

[The Prowler]

I think that you guys really objectify women too much. It probably affects the way you approach them in person. Sex is much more than just getting your rocks off.