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[The Question]

Rubbin' and tuggin'... bruisin' and bleedin'... lol

 

[The Question]

"He treats objects like women, man!"

 

[Alticus]

You jerk off and you know it Prowler. Who do you think you're fooling? LOL

 

[Alticus]

On nights when the wife won't put out you head to the bathroom and tug like there's no tomorrow.

 

[Alticus]

@Edgar Friendly The Dude!

 

[The Question]

In the shower IS the ultimate convenient place for it.

 

[The Prowler]

You guys are on perma-child mode. Maybe teenager mode. But you are what people would call a man-child, Alticus. Were you ever married?

 

[The Question]

Yeah, I'm an ordained minister in Dude-ology.

 

[The Question]

Or Dudeism. I forget what they call it.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler How is asking you a simple question making me a "man-child"?

 

[The Question]

He's baby-'barrassed. lmao

 

[Alticus]

@Edgar Friendly He jerks off. I'd bet my PS5 on it.

 

[The Question]

Everybody does. Not everybody's got the cojones to admit it, though.

 

[The Prowler]

That is not what makes you a man-child. But it is part of it....you are just really immature about things. Were you ever married? Do you own a home? These are things that adults do....what are your answers?

 

[The Question]

I'm married to Angelina Jolie and live in her underwear drawer.

 

[Alticus]

lol

 

[Alticus]

No I was never married nor do I own a home. So?

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Do you jerk off or not?

 

[The Prowler]

Alticus, these are just examples of how you have never really entered adulthood. And I think you are an old fucker too. I think I read that you are 49 or 50....is that right? At your age, why is it that you have never married? Or not settled down and bought a home?

 

[The Question]

Evidently, @The Prowler has done been hornswoggled into thinking tha the Boomer ideal of success is the UNIVERSAL ideal of success.

 

[The Question]

Evidently, @The Prowler has done been hornswoggled into thinking that the Boomer ideal of success is the UNIVERSAL ideal of success.

 

[Alticus]

@The Prowler Alright. Clearly I'm never going to get a straight answer out of you so I'm done here.

 

[Alticus]

Take care Edgar. :)

 

[The Prowler]

Edgar, I never used the word success. That is your own insecurity, I would speculate.

 

[The Question]

Miracle of you get *anything* 'straight' out of Prowly.

 

[The Question]

Miracle if you get *anything* 'straight' out of Prowly.

 

[The Question]

@The Prowler Don't play Lawyerball with me, young'un. I'll Denny Crane yo' ass. 3:)

 

[The Prowler]

That is a silly thing to say, Edgar. I have revealed way more of my personal life on this and other boards like this than just about anyone.

 

[The Question]

Well, that's your own cockup, innit bruv.

 

[Lily]

He can't yank what he cannot find...