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[X]

Jack is talking about him drinking sperm again I’m outy

 

[Lily]

This is a bad omen for 2025

 

[jack]

What, Prowler's balls dropping?

 

[jack]

mmm I'm having conammon raisin english muffins with melted peanut butter

 

[jack]

Cinnamon

 

[jack]

well anyway Edgar welcome to GOLD status however you got there

 

[The Associate]

Yeah, I don't deserve that.

 

[Lily]

The constant jr high locker room talk

 

[The Associate]

Anyway, bank's open, time to pop over there and take care of some business, back after a while.

 

[jack]

It's all good. I'll behave.

 

[The Associate]

Aaaand new Wells Fargo account opened. Don't trust 'em; don't like 'em... they're the biggest bank in town.

 

[Alticus]

For all of you getting wasted tonight or are wasted already, be safe. Try to make good decisions like staying the fuck out of your vehicles.

 

[The Associate]

I'm staying in, shoes off, trousers off, binge-watching Season 6 of Lucifer, playing Fallout: New Vegas, sippin' on rye whiskey and creme soda.

 

[jack]

I have a couple wells fargo accts

 

[Alticus]

Sounds like you're in for a nice night. Good to hear.

 

[The Associate]

I made devil-sure to tell them to turn OFF overdraft. Wells Fargo had a neat little trick in the past where, if you overdrafted, they would rearrange the chronological order of your transactions to maximize the number of transactions that overdrafted so they could charge you as many OD fees as possible.

 

[The Associate]

I think they actually got bitchslapped by the FTC for doing that -- but I'm taking no chances.

 

[Alticus]

That goes for you too @Bastard Factory I don't want see you as road pizza on some gore site in a week.

 

[The Associate]

Heh. If my portly old ass got road pizza'd, I'd be "stuffed crust". rofl

 

[The Associate]

Maybe @Bastard Factory would be a cheesy-bread.

 

[Alticus]

I've done a lot of drugs in my day but it's always been alcohol that caused me to make the dumbest decisions ever.

 

[jack]

LOL I'm safe at home, not going out again until tomorrow. we're up for 6 to 12" in the next 48 hours anyway

 

[jack]

@Alticus

 

[Lily]

And rhat @Edgar Friendly is what the consumer protection bureau tries to fight..

 

[Alticus]

I'm not even sure why we celebrate New Years. What is there to celebrate?

 

[Lily]

Hope.

 

[Alticus]

Yeah maybe I guess.

 

[Alticus]

@Lily Hoping Trump decides to step down a few months in office? lol

 

[Lily]

A chance at a "redo"? That we're still here...several things I suppose

 

[Alticus]

@Lily Hoping Trump decides to step down after a few months in office? lol