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[Oliver Shagnasty]

most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on!

 

[The Associate]

f4tby0rtch

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

FUCK!!!!!

 

[jack]

Nope have to say "pleasingly plump"

 

[The Associate]

I knew L3375p34k would one day serve a purpose.

 

[The Associate]

Or "Cetacean-American".

 

[jack]

You can say many other euphemisms for f a t

 

[The Associate]

"Battleship Bertha comin' into port! None too cute but a helluva sport!"

 

[jack]

But a couple retards ruined it for everyone else

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I quit

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Phat

 

[The Associate]

No quitters.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Haw!!

 

[jack]

Dont be lazy

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

PHAT ASS NIGGER BITCH

 

[The Associate]

'Haw!' the man said. 'A gut-buster. A comedian. Wait'll I loosen my belt.'

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[jack]

There you go

 

[jack]

I need a saga

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I need a vagina on my face

 

[jack]

Would you rather beat that jew over the head with that bag of sugar, or beat that rhythm on the drum?

 

[The Associate]

I'm not sure how convincingly a cosmetic surgeon could pull that off.

 

[jack]

Its just a vertical smile

 

[The Associate]

Toothless. Preferably.

 

[jack]

Mmm dentata

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Id rather beat my wiener on a phat ladys butt

 

[jack]

Will there be a money shot?

 

[The Associate]

*Dances through the jungle singing* "Vagina dentata! For the rest of your daaaayyyys!"

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I certainly hope so

 

[jack]

I like making it splatter after