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[Adam Hitler]

but you can't run forever, soon the diversity will enrich you and your loved ones

 

[Adam Hitler]

like some jewish horror novel

 

[The Question]

A Jewish horror novel is one where the bookstore clerk saw the reader swipe the book and is hunting the reader down to exact payment.

 

[The Question]

The Retailening, by Stephenoishe Kingberg.

 

[Jack]

lol

 

[Admin.]

Fun Fact: The Felon Trump prefers fast food.

 

[The Question]

Do you have aspergers or something, @Admin. ? You have a Trump monomania, which is a hallmark symptom of the condition. Seriously, I've never seen you mention anything, ever, that wasn't a dig at Trump.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh look! Admin is having a TDS spell.

 

[The Question]

I've never seen him NOT having a TDS spell, thus the suspicion of AS.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Edgar. He was in the Navy.

 

[The Question]

Oh. One of... THOSE.

 

[Admin.]

You kids were discussing American food, were you not?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Like two hours ago.

 

[The Question]

No?

 

[The Question]

Oh, maybe they were two hours ago.

 

[Admin.]

Specifically the type of food Trump likes

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I was talking about a chili cheese dog from Portillos.

 

[The Question]

*sings* "IN the Gravy! You can dunk your Jimmy Dean, IN the Gravy! Use your toast, wipe the plate clean!"

 

[Admin.]

Y’all flipping over well documented facts, just because it’s about your crush

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh wait. That might have been in a thread,

 

[The Question]

You are a very, very sad, miserable little creature, @Admin.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t sit here all day, welcome to forums

 

[Admin.]

Gosh Fagdar you hurt m re!

 

[Admin.]

Gosh Fagdar you hurt me feels

 

[The Question]

You hate who you're told to hate. I can't even fathom what it's like to be so... obedient.

 

[Weeg]

Just ordered another 500,000 to evacuate!!

 

[Admin.]

Trumpers are very sensitive about their boy!

 

[The Question]

@Weeg , did you evacuate -- your BOWELS?

 

[Admin.]

Trumpers are very sensitive about their boy!

 

[Admin.]

Edgar I wasn’t born yesterday, I ve very aware of Trump for decades, had he not been born rich he’d probably be managing an mobile home park on Long Island