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[Lily]

Your bullshit about what I meant is obvious. That emoji means "cocksucker" and you know it. Keep lying, liar.

 

[The Question]

Sure looks like an offer to me. An offer I am delighted to decline.

 

[Lily]

Of course it does because you're stupid.

 

[Lily]

When have I ever shown any interest in your ugly ass? Never.

 

[Lily]

Not once.

 

[The Question]

Now, now, don't be all grouchy just because I turned down that moistened old gulch of yours.

 

[Lily]

You're an incredibly unattractive individual...

 

[Lily]

And we both know that true. What did you say about yourself? A face made for radio, was it?

 

[The Question]

You're so incredimad. Awww.

 

[Lily]

I thought at the time, whoa he's being hard on himself...I was wrong.

 

[Lily]

I'm not upset, I'm just not holding back because you're playing your twist shit game.

 

[The Question]

Well, you're wrong about many things.

 

[Lily]

When people want to play, I play too. Only I don't lie...I tell the truth.

 

[Lily]

Not wrong about your mug though

 

[The Question]

You're impressively adept at being wrong, in fact. It's like your super power.

 

[Lily]

Yeah, yeah, ugly...

 

[Lily]

How does your wife sleep without nightmares?

 

[The Question]

You can do better than tha... wait, scratch that.

 

[Lily]

Maybe she drinks...

 

[Lily]

I wold

 

[The Question]

Tea.

 

[Lily]

I would

 

[Admin.]

Edtard Feebly Internet Discussion Professional

 

[Lily]

I don't need to do better than that. You were presuming I would even look at an ugly like you.

 

[The Question]

I can't fathom why she prefers tea instead of drinking coffee like a civilized person.

 

[Lily]

I've dropped turds that were better looking.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t support Trump I just tearfully defend him!

 

[The Question]

Let's not bring your kids into this.

 

[Lily]

Awwww...somebunny is getting hot under the collar.

 

[Lily]