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[The Associate]

I'd love to own a PPK.

 

[jack]

LOL I bet you would, fucker

 

[The Associate]

I mean a Walther PPK, the 'James Bond' gun. That'd be a nice collector's item.

 

[Admin.]

I don’t own a gun these days, I’m considering buying my bro’s Beretta, maybe in case the Koreans come ashore here.

 

[The Associate]

Wouldn't you rather have an M1 Garand for that?

 

[Admin.]

That might be handy for dad suppressing the landing craft’s

 

[Admin.]

That might be handy for suppressing the landing crafts

 

[Reggie_Essent]

If the Koreans come ashore by Admin's house, they'll start picking through the beach garbage with the rest of the hobos.

 

[Weeg]

This place just got RED FLAGGED

 

[Weeg]

I’m outta here! Be careful freends!!!!

 

[Admin.]

Obviously you have never been on an Oregon beach. Other than the microplastics you can sometimes see in the sand and some beach glass, and sometimes some rando piece garbage that’s been floating the pacific for months or years. Mossy and barnacles

 

[Admin.]

But they’re generally pristine and all public, the only time you see much tras is after 3 day weekend and the tourists from the Valley hit the beach leaving fast food bags and lost shoes and plastic toys. We locals clean up after the slobs that befouled our beach.

 

[Fredricka]

Do you collect the beach glass? I like the blue

 

[X]

@jack whats up Mr candy van?

 

[X]

HOLEY FUCK!!!! @jack is not online

 

[X]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I know a beach on the west coast of Florida where you can find fossilized sharks teeth. I've got a big baggie full of them. Some of the larger ones make excellent guitar picks if you use it delicately.

 

[Murdock]

I would be digging for bricks if cocaine… street value on that is way better than a baby shark toofs

 

[Fredricka]

I know a beach on the west coast of Florida where you can find fossilized sharks teeth. I've got a big baggie full of them. Some of the larger ones make excellent guitar picks if you use it delicately.

I love finding stuff like that

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Admin.]

When I was at NAS Jax, we’d go down to the beaches near Ponte Vedra, very common to find a tooth.

 

[Murdock]

My baby gremlin nugget has 3 rows of baby shark teeth. I told his daddy he needs braces

 

[Murdock]

I was very serious when I told him… I was like sweetheart, puppy chulo EBS Jr needs braces.

 

[Murdock]

He looked at me like I asked to peg him…

 

[Murdock]

We had a good LOL

 

[X]

@jack loves to be pegged black guise are so weird

 

[Lily]

Yeah, no @Murdy he's a dog.

 

[Murdock]

Jack is a man MAN MAN

 

[Murdock]

Just like EBS

 

[Murdock]

EBS is not Jack…