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[Fredrick]

I took him out of the cornfield just to bat him around a little, as a cat will do with a mouse.

 

[Lily]

She was brushing his toof

 

[Fredrick]

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredrick]

Now I'm picturing that. Just one oversized tooth right in the middle.

 

[Fredrick]

Like a fuckin' human narwhal.

 

[Jack]

It looks like that av is an actual selfie

 

[Weeg]

Shup most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! LILY!! Still banned from the chinese buffet?

 

[Weeg]

GOD DAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Fredrick]

Why, Caillou... we cross?

 

[Weeg]

Shup most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! L.iLY!! Still banned from Ponderosa?

 

[Lily]

What's Ponderosa? Isn't that where you put momma out to graze?

 

[Fredrick]

Until they turn her into burgers, beefsteaks, and leather jackets.

 

[Fredrick]

Say, @Weeg , you lookin' forward to the day they serve you up some medium-rare mammy on a brioche bun?

 

[Jack]

Hi momma must have yelled at him this morning.

 

[Fredrick]

But is he fluent in heifer?

 

[Lily]

You mean "lowed" at him this morning?

 

[Fredrick]

 

[Fredrick]

I can picture her clip-clopping into the garage she makes him sleep in so that she could deliver a stern cud-chewing at him.

 

[Lily]

Garage? Preposterous!

 

[Fredrick]

Heh. I heard that in my mind's-ear in a stereotypical WW1-era British guy voice. Big walrusy mustache, monocle, pith helmet, the works. "Fimpleh prePOFterouf! Huffuffuffuffuff!" lmfao

 

[X]

Heh. I heard that in my mind's-ear in a stereotypical WW1-era British guy voice. Big walrusy mustache, monocle, pith helmet, the works. "Fimpleh prePOFterouf! Huffuffuffuffuff!" lmfao

Free the kids whad’ya say? LOL

 

[Plitthaddio]

News flash @Alticus stole X's bike, nearly knocked out poor X, and is now at the back of the Piccinninni Center with a couple cute boys to hammer home some consequences.

 

[X]

News flash @Alticus stole X's bike, nearly knocked out poor X, and is now at the back of the Piccinninni Center with a couple cute boys to hammer home some consequences.

Ffs, I swear he had bricks in his purse when he slugged me with it LOL

 

[X]

I think he sniffed my balloon knot while I was out too

@Alticus i hope not

 

[Plitthaddio]

Ffs, I swear he had bricks in his purse when he slugged me with it LOL

and to think he is almost 400lbs and need bricks to help him... surprised with all that running after kiddies his heart has given out yet. Probably eating a dozen donuts like a cop before he fucks another kid

 

[Fredrick]

^^Called it; another X alt. To the cornfield it goes.

 

[Jack]

Plinth? Nah part of the tbc Flynn gang.

Totally worthless.

 

[Fredrick]

Whatever it is: good fucking riddance.

 

[The Prowler]

I just noticed....@jack is here!!!! What are the odds!?!?!??!?!!?