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[Lily]

Imagine being straight and talking about dildos all the time.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Jacks got also greAT sales techniques: Sir, I guarantee this will ruin your marriage… or save it, depending on how you use it!’

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[Adam Hitler]

Jack knows his way around a dildo like Lily knows her way around a burrito

 

[Lily]

FA FA FA FA FAGGGOTTTSSS!!!!!

 

[Adam Hitler]

Fa Fa Fa FATTTY!!

 

[Lily]

You wish you knew what a good burrito was.

 

[Adam Hitler]

There's more to life than junkfood, Porka.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Larry walked into a dildo shop and saw a ‘Buy One, Get One Half Off’ sign. He asked JAck, ‘Why’s the second one half off?’ He said, ‘Returns bin.’

 

[Lily]

Your English food is crap

 

[UncleDiLF]

 

[Lily]

Burritos are only junk food in fast food joints stupid

 

[Lily]

But you have horrible food

 

[Lily]

How the fuck are the Brits most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! on BAD food?

 

[Lily]

How the fuck are the Brits f.at on BAD food?

 

[Jack]

I see dilf has a serious mancrush on me. How fucking creepy is that?

 

[Weeg]

And there is Cuck the clean up guy!!

 

[Jack]

Must be he broke all his barbies

 

[Lily]

He has very elaborate fantasies about you.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Are you a cuck @jack???

 

[UncleDiLF]

And you sell dildos??? What a shame!

 

[Jack]

I habe no idea what youre referring to

 

[Lily]

Dilf wants your poop.

 

[Jack]

I know!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Lily walks into a dildo shop and asks for the biggest one they got. Salesman Jack pulls out a 20-inch monster. Lilysays, ‘Jesus, who’s buying that?!’ Salesman Jack says, ‘Dunno, but I hope to never shake her hand

 

[Jack]

He wants to smear it o. His chest.....something

 

[UncleDiLF]

Yuck, nasty Jack!! WTF!!!

 

[Jack]

You sent me pics of you rubbing it on your nipples FAGGOT

 

[Lily]

He does Jack. He's a poop eater

 

[UncleDiLF]

You wish, Jack.