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[The Associate]

I would've suggested he have an AMF, so that he spends the rest of the day unconscious...

 

[Admin.]

Homo Hitler you can have a Shirley Temple, while Lotus enjoys her rich dark roasted coffee

 

[Adam]

Fun fact, I've never set foot in a starbucks or any other homosexual coffee establishment

 

[Adam]

I bet you fags can't say the same

 

[Admin.]

Maybe if you had a job, you could afford to treat yourself now and then

 

[jack]

I hate Starbucks. I make better coffee than anyone.

 

[jack]

when I travel, I brink my french press and grinder and beans like adam brings his fit.

 

[The Associate]

Starbuck's is fucking nasty.

 

[Admin.]

But seriously saying you don’t like coffee and then bragging about not going to a coffee shop is not the flex you think it is

 

[LotusBud]

I believe they have some Starbuckses in Portugal, but I've never seen one.

 

[The Associate]

Their coffee tastes like charred ass, which is why they have to slather it in a diabetes-inducing amount of sugar -- it's undrinkable any other way.

 

[LotusBud]

I never bought a single Starbucks in the US, so I don't really know hat their coffee is like.

 

[jack]

it's shit. My daughter loves it, go figure.

 

[LotusBud]

Have you often tasted charred ass?

 

[The Associate]

Gross, is what it's like.

 

[The Associate]

Verena Street is way better. Mississippi Grog or Cow Tipper are

 

[jack]

my favorite bean blend is Mind Body and Spirit for equal Exchange

 

[Admin.]

I have been to a Starbucks several times, when I was a Road Warrior for a couple years they were a great place to meet clients or to kill time between meetings, one thing I learned is they will make your coffee to your specs

 

[The Associate]

BRCC is pretty good. Not epic, but better than Folger's. Still want to try Coffee Brand Coffee to see if that merits the hype.

 

[jack]

but I only use fresh beans to grind.

 

[The Associate]

Cafe Bustelo (aka Cafe Bustanut) is nasteh. Bitter as a divorcee.

 

[jack]

Only ever tasted a married woman.

 

[LotusBud]

I don't know what I'm drinking. I just order a meia de leite wherever I am, and it always tastes pretty damn good.

 

[The Associate]

They serve Bustanut in the AZ correctional system. Probably as an additional form of punishment.

 

[LotusBud]

You've spent time in the system?

 

[The Associate]

I've interviewed people who were in the system. And people who had been in it long enough to have *shudder* acquired a taste for that brand of coffee.

 

[jack]

now I want coffee

 

[The Associate]

From the early to mid Oughties, I was a skip tracer, then a Fugitive Recovery Agent. So I had plenty of contact with people who were 'system-adjacent'.

 

[LotusBud]

Interviewed them? On Grinder?

 

[The Associate]

This was the MySpace days. I don't think the fag-finder app existed yet.