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[UncleDiLF]

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I get two or three Irish Gypsies a year wanting to seal coat my driveway.

 

[Adam Hitler]

terrible dress sense and smell badly

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

Poor Reggie is getting flak from evertone bahahahahah

 

[Lily]

Fit into what @Reggie_Essent your asshole?

 

[UncleDiLF]

Old people like whoreson @Reggie_Essent are like expired milk—kept around out of habit, but everyone knows it’s time to throw them out.

 

[UncleDiLF]

FOP: Fuck old people!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

They can't help it, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© Everyone loves them some Reggie.

 

[Lily]

They're obsessed with scat, cock and piss...what the fuck is wrong with you? @Reggie_Essent

 

[UncleDiLF]

The only six-pack grandpa has is of Ensure shakes.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

You'll always be Groink Mcgroink in my book

 

[UncleDiLF]

Scat, cook and piss!!! Bahahah!!! Lily I would pay if you say this in a vovcaroo!!!! Just this!!!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Me? What does Dilf's mental illness have to do with me?

 

[Adam Hitler]

Is Liy trying to turn ol' Reg against us Alphas? Imagine that!

 

[Lily]

You can't pay me.

 

[UncleDiLF]

Seems so, Scouse!

 

[UncleDiLF]

Old people always say, "Back in my day..." Yeah, well, your day had polio and no Wi-Fi, so shut up.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Lily has never tried divide and conquer tactics before

 

[Adam Hitler]

Honest LOL#

 

[Lily]

Oh, shut up Adam, you paranoid little worthless fuck

 

[UncleDiLF]

Retirement homes are like waiting rooms... except the doctor is the Grim Reaper.

 

[Adam Hitler]

Phat Lily is too rotund for a retirement home

 

[Adam Hitler]

too large an appetite

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I remember when there was no polio OR Wi-fi, @UncleDiLF

 

[Lily]

You lump us all together as "lefties" @Reggie_Essent . Turnabout is fair play

 

[Adam Hitler]

and her flatulence is hugely anti-social

 

[Lily]

Well, I like cock @Adam Hitler and you've left none for me.

 

[RANCIDMILKO ™ ®©]

I remember when you could go out with 5 reals in your pocket and have fun

 

[Adam Hitler]

*FART*

 

[Lily]

You Dilf ass sucking HOMO