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Shit!! @Weeg howz Mamma??? I heard about last night when they tried to cut her off after 9 beers

 

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Shit, she bit the bartender and he’s got to wait now 48hrs to see if he tests positive

 

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@Alticus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What’s up bruv??

 

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Whats for dinner tonight Alty?? Mayonnaise sandwiches and Doritos?

 

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Omg, WHY are you guise so stunningly boring?

 

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The concept is textual in nature

 

[Jack]

i'm psyched about the game

 

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GOOD, welcome back, I’ve missed you

 

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Jack, tell Alticus to drink concrete and harden up, ffs

 

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Ha ha I love that line

 

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Stoled it from @Breakfall

 

[Jack]

Your girlfriend is on

 

[Jack]

 

[Fredricka]

 

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Hi @George from Pizza Hut

 

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[Fredricka]

Im glad you can laugh about it now

 

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You’re a typing pear be quiet!

 

[Jack]

can you imagine licking that crinkly old thing to the bone?

 

[Jack]

TO THE BONE lol

 

[Fredricka]

 

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Jack I said till I hit backbone

 

[Jack]

fuck man, that was the funniest thing

 

[Jack]

yeah that

 

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I also said ‘if that pic is you’

 

[Jack]

thanks for filling it out properly

 

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But you have so very little so don’t bother with it

 

[Jack]

I knew it wasnt him.

 

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Youre welcome JACK