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[The Associate]

The pilot was 'having a smoke'? Yeah, bullshit, pindick.

 

[X]

A reel smoke, not rolled butts

 

[jack]

You're an idiot X. Keep showing your lack of intelligence, moron.

 

[The Associate]

You're saying he was smoking celluloid?

 

[The Associate]

Tell you what you do, X. That stuff under the sink? Drink it. All of it. Every jug you find under there. Down it all.

 

[X]

Oh, so she crashed the plane and even helped the passengers out and made sandwiches for them?

 

[X]

Can you even reach under a sink with those deformed arm of yours BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

 

[jack]

 

[The Associate]

Don't ever lump me in with this shitpile again.

 

[jack]

Wow you're so....funny. haha

 

[jack]

no problem.

 

[jack]

fucking moron

 

[X]

Yea question, you moron

 

[jack]

makes shit up about people and then repeats it endlessly and laughs at his own bullshit.

 

[jack]

no you, X. You're the fucking moron. Go take a cum injection from Prowler

 

[X]

shoots, SCORES!!!!!!!

 

[X]

 

[jack]

Scrote fails

 

[Weeg]

Can we sing the STFU JACK song now?

 

[X]

Can you imagine, a broad flying a complicated thing like a plane

 

[X]

O bet she can’t even make a proper sandwich

 

[The Associate]

I've read reports of the incident which state that the plane touched down too hard, which led to the flip. Sounds to me like either pilot error, a freak crosswind hit the plane at EXACTLY the worst possible instant, or (what seems to me most likely) the intersection of the two.

 

[X]

No wonder she crashed it

 

[The Associate]

Whether the pilot's junk tucked or dangled has fuck-all to do with it.

 

[X]

Or a woman driver

 

[jack]

Nope. No woman "driver"

 

[jack]

That's a lie. hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jack]

There was a male pilot, however that failed to turn up the nose of the plane on landing impact, which he failed to do, causing the crash.

 

[jack]

That's from the FAA.

 

[jack]

They'll be releasing the cockpit recording later today or this weekend, where you'll hear the pilot and the control tower talking