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The only person owned is JACK, his friendship with lily is precarious at best she knows he’s a cunt and he’s got biased Alticus which is dangerous for us not on his side
 
How come you can't answer the question, jack? If I'm Biggie then how and why did I rat myself out?
 
How come you can't answer the question, jack? If I'm Biggie then how and why did I rat myself out to you?
 
Hey X, it's all over! Jack nailed you. You know you're in trouble if he starts demanding his pm's back
 
X said: I see, so you didn’t tell lily you havent a hair on your cock? jack said: Liar. Ummmm.... Lily said: @jack You have a bald cock? jack said: I don't have anything like hair on my cock at all. The only marking was I had a tattoo of Trump etched on to the head. I LOVE making him so angry he spits. Lily said: TMI! I can't unread that! jack said: Well, you asked.... Lily said: Never mind, I won't make that mistake again.
 
I remember that X, because Lily got hungry right after. Jack offered but Lily said she wanted something more than finger food