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[X]

I don't claim to be ladylike, twat. Anything else?

Not shaped like an egg nope HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

 

[Lily]

I lost my keys yesterday. I set them down on a trailer that we've been renting for a project. He returned it to u-haul. Left my god damn keys on it.

 

[Lily]

Not in it, no that would have been too easy. I had to fuck it up reeeeaaaaalll good.

 

[X]

Jack knows where they are, he knows everything

 

[Jack]

omg that sucks

 

[Jack]

did you find them?

 

[Lily]

Nope. We went back and retraced the route.

 

[Lily]

Some homeless person probably found them.

 

[Lily]

Fuck! I have spares...

 

[Jack]

thank god, my whole life is on my keychain

 

[Lily]

Yeah...it sucks. I shit you not, I was out there to back up that traiker

 

[Lily]

Yeah...it sucks. I shit you not, I was out there to back up that traiker

 

[Lily]

Yeah...it sucks. I shit you not, I was out there to back up that trailer again

 

[Lily]

And set my keys down to take his...

 

[Seamajor]

Good Morning. I always wear my keys around my neck. I suppose I could hang myself in the wrong situation

 

[Jack]

Morning Seamajor

 

[Seamajor]

Gonna be really warm here today. 87 @ 8:16

 

[Jack]

warm here today as well 42

 

[Weeg]

@Admin.

 

[X]

warm here today as well 42, I’ll be sucking cock in my shorts

 

[Admin.]

 

[Admin.]

Well, that’s just like your opinion Ma’am.

 

[Fredricka]

Weegs pics dont show

 

[Jack]

keep them that way. If he doesnt know how to link pics by now he's still a n00b

 

[Seamajor]

Is that mama? Nice rack

 

[Jack]

do you have special powers?

 

[Admin.]

I’m in the Shoutbox!

 

[X]

Weegs pics dont show

Pakis are dumb, maybe open your eyes HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

 

[Admin.]

I’m

 

[Admin.]

… and you’re not.