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[MANCID RILKO]

I had a Nexus login, but I had to enable "adult content" first

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And Gamorah is Tanos's kid, dumdum

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And Gamorah is Thanos's kid, dumdum

 

[The Question]

Yeah, the casino those cards are found in is the Gamorrah. Taken from the Biblical place-name describing a city of sin and vice.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's Gomorra, a sodomite like you should know that

 

[The Question]

Maybe don't be wrong sometimes.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Yeah, you guys put that H in the

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But still

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It says Gomorrah in that gif, not Gamorrah

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Yeah, you guys put that H in the end

 

[The Question]

Well, so it does. But that casino is what I'm talking about, not the MCU character.

 

[The Question]

You're obviously not playing a round of blackjack inside Zoe Saldana slathered up in green body paint.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

I doubt her cooch is cavernous enough to accommodate a roulette wheel.

 

[The Question]

I can imagine somebody leaning down, spreading her batwings, and yelling, "Hey, anybody home?!" Only for a distant voice to yell back, "Yeah, be right out!"

 

[Jack]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It's like throwing a hotdog in a hallway, but you can fit a train that hallway?

 

[The Question]

More like shooting a snow pea out of a slingshot into the Grand Canyon.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Sounds like a Daedra castle, they look a lot smaller from the outside.

 

[Adam Hitler]

I'm drunk, who's around?

 

[Adam Hitler]

@UncleDiLF

 

[Adam Hitler]

:(

 

[Adam Hitler]

Where is mein bruder from another mother

 

[Scooter]

I'm drunk, who's around?

I'm getting drunk and high. Howdy, Scouse!

 

[Jack]

You're drunk?

 

[Fredricka]

Arent you jack?

 

[Fredricka]

Its criday

 

[Fredricka]

Its Friday

 

[Jack]

yeah I guess I am.

 

[Fredricka]

How many hours are you behind jack?