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[Lily]

Old people need to stop talking about sex. It's gross.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I dont like reverse cowgirl it feels like it bends your wiener the wrong way

 

[MANCID RILKO]

face and tits will beat ass any day

 

[MANCID RILKO]

hnkmgvbnm,gvhbnk,

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not if done correctly, Oliver. As I recall, the reverse cowgirl would be employed as the penultimate position of the sexual encounter.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But brazilians chicks love that one, so I let them

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Makes repositioning to finishing off doggy style that much easier

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Lily]

I'm out. I'm getting nauseated reading you people talk about sex. So disgusting. TMI

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I didn't start it!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Byr

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Oh wait!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I blame Oliver the Koolaid Psycho

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

She said "old people" how old are you guys?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm 12,357 years old.

 

[X]

@Lily is a Cowlady.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I'm not even fiddy yet!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You're still a punk, Rancy.

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Me neither

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That's what I say to 30 yo kids, Reggie!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Another punk. So why would Lily call you guys old?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Fuck if i know

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I think she was calling ye old

 

[X]

No pedo references please and thank you.

Holy fuck, that’s not what that is Alticus LOL

Edited ** I used to see this cartoon in hustler back in the day, I just wiki’d it since it’s been so long what a fucked up story actually and you’re right

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That dumb bitch already knows I'm old. She calls me PeePaw!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Either way i doubt that anyone that actively uses this site is younger than 30

 

[MANCID RILKO]

There was Shampain

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Oh yea but hes gotta be 30 by now

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

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