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[The Question]

I believe so, but only this morning.

 

[Lily]

I'm apparently stupid because I don't keep up with where people that don't spend much time here are. Total logic.

 

[Lily]

Candida logic

 

[The Prowler]

Moooo!!!! No, you retard. It is fine to not know where people are, you idiot. I just like to remind you that you are really stupid, you moron. Mooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lily]

Overgrown fungi...it's even visible in its pics.

 

[The Question]

Reminds me of an amusing anecdote about shrooms. A friend of mine once invited me over to his place. Little did I know that he'd gotten into the shrooms before I got there. I walked in to discover him starting a fistfight with his recliner. He lost.

 

[Lily]

Sounds like George from Pizza Hut

 

[The Question]

Let's call him "Jeremy." (No, I'm not even going to post PI of somebody who isn't even a member. lol) He was known for doing wild shit like that.

 

[The Prowler]

I have so many recliners. The best recliners. You can see one behind my recent Winter Gut picture. It would be really wild shit to start a fight with one. Crazy man!!! So exciting!!!

 

[The Question]

He used to drive a VW Beetle into which he had transplanted the engine of a Porsche 911. No idea where he got that engine, most likely he stole it. He ruined that car by flooring the pedal on a dirt back road because he saw a little bump and thought it'd be fun to jump the car.

 

[The Question]

Turned out there was a steep 2-3 foot DROP on the other side of that 'little bump'. Smashed the shit out of the transmission and that was it for the bug.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That reminds me of these dude named Pete who liked the shrooms. He always got beat up by his screen door instead of his recliner.

 

[The Question]

Those screen doors are vicious, man. They'll jump ya when you're not lookin'.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

That reminds me of this dude named Pete who liked the shrooms. He always got beat up by his screen door instead of his recliner.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

It was like he never even saw it. Walked through two or three of them one summer alone.

 

[The Question]

Damn, and I thought I was blind. O_o

 

[Lily]

I can see X walking through screen doors. And Weeg knocking himself out by walking into a sliding glass door.

 

[Lily]

 

[The Prowler]

Moooo!!! <Pity Laugh.> Moooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

 

[Lily]

Your mother

 

[The Question]

I saw a little silhouetto of a man

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Scaramoush Scaramoush ...

 

[The Question]

Will you do the fandango?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Thunderbolts and lightning

 

[The Question]

Very very frightening me!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Me Galileo?

 

[The Question]

Galileo!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

yeah. the dago guy

 

[The Question]

Gally the Wop?

 

[George from Pizza Hut]

Hello?