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[jack]

he had 7 bil last week. He must be one of those corrupt beaurocrats you're talking about?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I remember when the dow Jones was 1500.

 

[jack]

Me too

 

[jack]

I remember when the S&P was 1700

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Markets correct all the time. We're still here.

 

[jack]

fucking greed'

 

[jack]

its overdue for this for sure

 

[jack]

I like cash personally

 

[Lily]

Fuck you're old peepaw

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Me too. I always pay for my weed at the dispensary with cash.

 

[Lily]

Fuck you're old peepaw @Reggie_Essent

 

[The Associate]

Cash is good. Cash transactions can't be tracked.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

You ain't no spring chicken, Lily. You were alive when the Dow was 1500, but were probably watching Sesame Street or something.

 

[Lily]

I was poor and the stock market didn't mean anything to me, therefore, I was uninterested.

 

[The Associate]

I heard Lily babysat Keith Richards and got paid in stegosaurus meat.

 

[Lily]

Now, I actually have an account.

 

[Lily]

 

[jack]

I have an account, but it's currently empty. I may buy the dip

 

[jack]

depends on how deep the dip goes LOL

 

[Lily]

Yeah, mine isn't empty.

 

[The Associate]

I'm so old, I know who put the 'Bomp' in the 'Bomp-Bomp-Bomp'. IT WAS ME.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm so old my birth certificate is carved on a cave wall in France.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

TWAO carved it.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

TWAP carved it.

 

[The Associate]

Lily's so old, she's co-credited for the invention of DIRT.

 

[Lily]

*cringe*

 

[The Associate]

She had to share credit with her protegee Betty White.

 

[The Associate]

And now it's just too warm and cozy and with nothing to do, so... mid-afternoon siesta it is.

 

[Lily]

The irony is that I am older than you and you look 10+ years older than me. Melanin for the win!

 

[Weeg]

Oh boy! The old time trolling guys are back! This should be FUN!