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[Jack]

@Frood has a death wish

 

[Frood]

You listen to garbage

 

[Alticus]

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart...

 

[Jack]

At least he listens

 

[Alticus]

I used to line dance to this song while intoxicated.

 

[Jack]

Lol

 

[Jack]

His daughter is a hoot

 

[Alticus]

Yeah, she's something else. She makes more than the old man. lol

 

[Alticus]

Yeah, she's something else. She makes more money than the old man. lol

 

[Jack]

Flowers topped anything he ever did

 

[Alticus]

Man, would I like to pork her.

 

[Alticus]

Yeah, Flowers was huge

 

[Frood]

I'd normally ruin each and every of you motherfuckers....but I'm retired

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[Alticus]

One can always come out of retirement.

 

[Jack]

Boy someone's twisting frood's little nips this morning

 

[Jack]

What do you call a deaf gynecologist?

 

[X]

Very nice LB

 

[Alticus]

Miley is cute but when she talks her voice sounds like man.

 

[Alticus]

Miley is cute but when she talks her voice sounds like a man.

 

[Alticus]

Miley is cute but when she talks her voice sounds like a man's.

 

[X]

She’s looks like a dirty naughty girl, like Sheryl Crow .. like they fingerbang their naughts whilst calling you over

 

[Frood]

O'ink O'ink motherfuckers. I had a phone call.

 

[Alticus]

From?

 

[Frood]

A flametown titan

 

[Alticus]

I would have no idea who that is. lol

 

[X]

So a nobody then

 

[Frood]

You wouldn't

 

[Alticus]

That's what I just said.

 

[X]