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[The Question]

Kyewl.

 

[Fredricka]

Always kick a martini when hes down, its the law

 

[Weeg]

Mornin MAGA WORLD!! Its SUNDAY!!! Get yoor butts to church and then hit the CHINESE BUFFET!!

 

[The Question]

I sometimes down Martinis for kicks, but I haven't been to a bar in years.

 

[Jack]

I don't go to church I worship Gog

 

[Weeg]

WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT!!!!! I will pray for yoor puter today!!!

 

[Jack]

LOL you're going to pray for my peter?

 

[Jack]

Thats disgusting weeg

 

[Jack]

 

[Weeg]

PUTER because its full of MALWARE!!

 

[Jack]

Did you set your clocks forward?

 

[Weeg]

@jack apparently yoo have COCK on the BRAIN as yoo said COCK instead of CLOCK in the Above post

 

[Weeg]

YES GOD DAM IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack]

I havent had my coffee yet so I'm pron to sepling eerrrors

 

[Weeg]

Big difference between setting a clock and a COCK!!!!!!!

 

[Jack]

Did you set your Glock fporward?

 

[Jack]

Did you set your Glock forward?

 

[Jack]

pew pew pew

 

[Weeg]

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

[Jack]

How about your socks?

 

[The Question]

AZ doesn't do Daylight Saving time. We change time-zones. Like a collective temporal chameleon.

 

[Jack]

and Don't forget those rocks in your front yard, be sure to set those forward as well

 

[Jack]

and dont mock me with your response, just trying to do my civic duty here

 

[The Question]

And if you have a collection of Star Trek figurines, don't forget to set your Spocks.

 

[Jack]

 

[The Question]

And if you like to wear shitty plastic footwear, yes, do be sure to set your Crocs forward.

 

[Jack]

I set all my locks forward as well, just to be safe

 

[The Question]

If your name is TED, remember to set all your Talks forward.

 

[Jack]

now I have coffee...

 

[Alticus]

Good Morning :)