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[Lily]

I'm jealous of a male that wants to be female so badly he tucks his peener and e-fucks other men online? aaaahahahahahaha

 

[Frood]

So? Real men take baths and fit in the tub. Lol

 

[Seamajor]

DDs dildo is always in her pocket

 

[Lily]

I shudder to think about his actions in real life

 

[Lily]

Real men take showers. Fruitcakes take bubble baths

 

[Frood]

LA evacuates when Lily shudders...

 

[Seamajor]

She prefers her toenails red

 

[Lily]

Red?! What a hoor!

 

[Frood]

I dunno what that means. I don't speak that mudguts jive talk.

 

[LotusBud]

Red is my favorite color.

 

[Lily]

Fruit is a ho!

 

[The Question]

Frood, dood, do you like your toenails red? Or do you like to have them read, like tea-leaves?

 

[Frood]

Is there an option C?

 

[Lily]

He's not a dood!

 

[The Question]

Oh, you're right, I forgot the honorific: Princess Frood, You're High. Ness.

 

[Frood]

Lily looks like Danny Devito in heels...

 

[Lily]

He's a fruit!!

 

[Lily]

You look like Tootsie

 

[The Question]

A fruit? Like... what? A peach? FROOD IS PRINCESS PEACH?! Oh, wait, my give-a-fuck is in another castle.

 

[Frood]

Don't eat me please, Large Lily.

 

[Seamajor]

COVID ruined her already pathetic life

 

[Lily]

She was just looking for an excuse to be a bum

 

[Seamajor]

Hey DD, are your gothic tits still growing

 

[Seamajor]

DD claims she’s an ok fruit picker

 

[Lily]

Is she still unemployed?

 

[Jack]

Just got on sb is ficking hilarious

 

[Lily]

You mean "Lily is fucking hilarious."

 

[The Cuntess]

Hi Lotus!

 

[Lily]

La Vendida returns!

 

[Lily]

Magasuckass in the sb!