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[The Question]

You mean there's a way I can get you to shut up? By pretending to be crazy? Right, *ahem*, 9/11 was an inside job carried out by Lizard People from Detroit in order to force George W. Bush to fall off the edge of the flat Earth.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They weren't from Detroit

 

[MANCID RILKO]

They were from the Denver Airport

 

[Lily]

What a moron!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

 

[The Question]

Whenever one of your socks goes missing, it's because kittens emerged from their pocket universe and stole it to add to the Great Feline Sock Hoard.

 

[Lily]

@RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© have you ever encountered the word "chump"?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

IT'S TROOTH, I WAS THERE, I WAS THE HOARD

 

[The Question]

Willem Defoe was not born, he was coalesced out of the Universe Essence of The Great Troll-Face.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

of course, it's a synonym for sucker

 

[The Question]

Hugo Weaving is the Great Prophet of Willem Defoe.

 

[The Question]

Milk doesn't 'go bad', it gets angry when ignored.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

@Lily why?

 

[The Question]

Madonna's left breast has been locked in a bitter and often violent feud with her right breast.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Why would anyone ignoar me?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

*tuc tuc* is this thing on?

 

[The Question]

Mark Zuckerberg wasn't born, he's an android made in China and sold to Facebook's other co-founder by the company that would later become known as Temu.

 

[Lily]

Just that you're not a native English speaker and I'm confident you know the word "chump"

 

[The Question]

Steve Jobs had a second anus, located on the back of his neck. That's why he always wore turtleneck sweaters.

 

[The Question]

This is some quality crazy right here, has she left yet?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

This is some deep dark web shit

 

[The Question]

Plaid patterns are invisible to cats. That's why the Scots invented them, so that Scotsmen would have camouflage during the Secret Scots/Cat wars of 1972.

 

[Lily]

So, @RANCIDMILKO ™ ®© "chump"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

what about it?

 

[The Question]

Lily is now desperately insisting that she tried to press the 'p' key with her ring finger rather than with her pinky. you're watching PBS.

 

[Lily]

I'm on a mobile phone, dipshit.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Who's spell nazing?

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Question?

 

[The Question]

Oh, *now* you come up with that excuse.

 

[The Question]

Well, better late than never.