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[X]

Are you actually typing out responses to me with those vile fingers of yours

 

[Jack]

 

[X]

Put me back on ignore, PLEASE!!

 

[The Question]

My fingers smell like yo' mammy.

 

[X]

@jack ffs nigger we’ve been buddies for years whad’ya say? A dancing banana emote???

 

[X]

I’m only here until my pasta is finished boiling so enjoy me

 

[X]

I’ve got a gram of Waltz herb Co. Pink goo… smashing!!!

 

[X]

Rolled and ready locked and loaded for after cooking and before eating thought you should o own fuck off

 

[The Question]

The best way for you to consume it is to stuff the entire gram up into your urethra, then lay your dick flat on a hard, level surface -- and then smash your cock with a brick, repeatedly.

 

[X]

No, shitty dancing banana you have no sense of coolness whatsoever

 

[X]

You do marijuane weird.

 

[Lily]

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[X]

Probably because you have tiny arms HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

 

[The Question]

Alternatively, leave the gram outside for the Dope Fairy, and apply that brick to your forehead.

 

[Lily]

He melted down over a typo. lolol

 

[Lily]

He melted down over a typo. lolol @X[/user[

 

[Lily]

He melted down over a typo. lolol @X

 

[X]

Meh, he’s an oddball for sure @Lily yoi shoulda told him yeah well, fuck off !! Ha ha ha ha

 

[Lily]

I eventually did.

 

[X]

Good, easier that way save your energy for the good stuff in life, like calling Jack a big faggot LOL

 

[X]

Roll with the flow, you see how @jack begged me to go on the list and I did just to make my friend happy

 

[X]

I loGG off cry about my mom but jacks happy and I feel good

 

[Lily]

I saw that you added your name to the list

 

[X]

@The Question maybe miracle grow will lengthen your arms, it’s does wonders for my plants

 

[X]

 

[The Question]

Think it'd work on your mom?

 

[Seamajor]

Fuck. What’s next

 

[Lily]

His arms are the least of his problems

 

[X]

Jacks like the squirrels in my yard all scattery and jittery LOL gotta give him a bit sometimes ha ha

 

[Lily]

What's up @Seamajor ?