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[The Associate]

My "kitchen" consists of that, a microwave, a Mr. Coffee, and a shelving system I bought online and assembled myself.

 

[Frood]

Shopping and cooking for one is piss easy

 

[The Associate]

I'll be moving back to the Mid come mid-May, however.

 

[X]

Not when you have short arms Frood

 

[X]

@jack you spamming yard whir are you?

 

[X]

@jack you spamming tard whir are you?

 

[Lily]

Well, I hope that where you're moving to has a kitchen with a stove and normal fridge. Some cabinets.

 

[X]

@The Prowler i talked LOL you guise intimidating me

 

[The Associate]

Yeah. Family needs me back there to throw in my finances with theirs, so I'll be renting a house for a few months until the one they're renovating is finished, then moving in with them.

 

[Lily]

I hope that works out much better for you.

 

[X]

Bet they thrilled…yikes

 

[X]

Hey Lily you should spank Jack just don’t break the frail gizzard

 

[X]

 

[The Associate]

Well, I appreciate that.

 

[Lily]

Why's that, X?

 

[X]

I dunno, do you need a reason other then one being a disappointing faggot

 

[X]

These guys are actually bbq ing raccoons @Weeg dont tell me you tried this shit

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I keep the MREs around for the zombie apocalypse.

 

[X]

Dam you have some retarded Americans LOL

 

[Lily]

Did y'all have a nice chat? @X

 

[X]

When Lily

 

[Lily]

Today, you, Jack and prowler? Who's going steady?

 

[X]

Who?

 

[Lily]

MREs...are you a doomsday nut, Reggie? LMAO

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not really, Lily, I've just always kept a stock of ammunition and food in my basement.

 

[The Associate]

Considering the present state of the world, maybe being a prepper isn't as nutty as people once thought...

 

[Lily]

My guy just bought bullets for his 9 mm. He wants us to go out on the range soon. I haven't shot a firearm since I was a teenager.

 

[Lily]

Wait, that's a lie. I did when I was in grad school as part of an internship, actually. That was pretty interesing.

 

[Lily]

Wait, that's a lie. I did when I was in grad school as part of an internship, actually. That was pretty interesting.

 

[X]

I went to a range about 5 months ago I’m pretty good