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[The Prowler]

Did @Lily waddle away?

 

[Lily]

I just spent the last 1:38:51 on the phone with my best friend. Do you have one of those, yowler?

 

[The Prowler]

Hahaha!!! I just have to say Porkzilla's name and she is here within half an hour. Hahahaha!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Heily Porky, how would you feel if you knew @jack was lying to you?

 

[Lily]

I got off the phone, Mr Needy and saw you begging for my attention. Why are you so needy?

 

[The Prowler]

Yeah, thank you for the explanation why you are here.....within 18 minutes!!! of me mentioning you.

 

[The Prowler]

Hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[Lily]

I came back to the forum after 1:39 minutes. Whoop dee do!

 

[Lily]

Let's make this the topic of the shoutbox. I returned to the forum after doing something else.

 

[Lily]

This is the fascinating content that this COME MIERDA brings to BF! Whoo hoo! Entertainment.

 

[Lily]

So much excitement!

 

[Lily]

So entertaining.

 

[Lily]

So EXTRA!!

 

[Lily]

Fucking mongoloid

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I'm glad no one keeps track of my comings and goings. Sometimes I'll leave the browser open for hours as I do other stuff like work, make and eat food, vacuum the living room or take a little nap.

 

[Lily]

If you want, Yowler can do that for you. Evidently, it's a free service.

 

[The Prowler]

And along comes Reggie, right on schedule....

 

[X]

Clam down lily

 

[Lily]

I am calm. Are you calm?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

I got 57,000 channels and nothing's on.

 

[X]

I said clam

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Why are you thinking of Lily's clam, X?

 

[Lily]

Oh yeah, I was watching Bill Burr's new comedy special on Hulu. The phone call interrupted it. I should go back to that.

 

[The Prowler]

Waddle along, Porky.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Schreeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[X]

Ha ha the clam of doom!

 

[Jack]

hi @Lily

 

[Lily]

Hello! What's going on?

 

[Jack]

i woke up and couldnt get back to sleep

 

[Jack]

i figured reading the SB would make me sleepy