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[Reggie_Essent]

I have to clear my calendar for this one.

 

[Jack]

Fuck he's only a three hour ddrive, I'll show up and be his cornerman

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Two Canadians slapping each other should be quite entertaining.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

If @Alticus leaves enough of ya left over, I'll come by and sit my most delicious woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on! all down on ya and read a book 'til you expire like a carton of milk that's been left out in the sun, howzat?

 

[The Prowler]

We are figuring it out, Reggie. @jack is going to send Alticus my address and Alticus is going to knock on my front door.

 

[Lily]

He's threatened to beat me up, @Reggie_Essent . Where will you find the time?

 

[Jack]

He threatened you AGAIN Lily?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

@Lily I remember that. I think you can take him.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

If @Alticus leaves enough of ya left over, I'll come by and sit my f4t ass down on ya and read a book 'til you expire like a carton of milk that's been left out in the sun, howzat?

 

[Jack]

what a dog abusing faggot

 

[The Prowler]

I will beat @jack up after I beat @Alticus up, as long as he is willing to defend himself.

 

[Lily]

 

[Alticus]

@Reggie_Essent Yeah, that'd be a huge draw. A fight between two middle-aged men from a forum that maybe 1% of the entire web has seen.

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

It'd put BF on the map. And probably a watchlist or two.

 

[The Prowler]

So @jack and @Alticus, you two pussies figure out when you can be here and I will be ready.

 

[Lily]

Oh lord...more like .000000001 % maybe

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Not even 1% Alty, let's be real here.

 

[Lily]

Road trip @jack

 

[Alticus]

@Reggie_Essent LOL

 

[Lily]

Go pick Alticus up and then drive over to shithole Canada and have a slapping contest

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

When Prowler says he'll be ready, he means he'll be down the street at Starbuck's, trembling under a table.

 

[The Prowler]

The video really could go viral. Especially if @jack makes the groaning noises I expect after i hit him in his old man body!! Hahaha!!!

 

[Jack]

 

[Lily]

Open handed slaps...so no long term damage

 

[Alticus]

Hey Prowler, you should on over to FB and challenge Tyson to a fight.

 

[Alticus]

Hey Prowler, you should head on over to FB and challenge Tyson to a fight.

 

[Lily]

Prowler will send his wife to the front door! jajajajajajaja

 

[Jack]

I'm not fighting you asshole. I have no dog in this fight (see what I did there Prowler?)

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

By which meaneth a 5 pound bag of Tyson chicken nuggets.

 

[The Prowler]

Oh, I will have several cameras setup to record it all. Trust me, I will smack these fucktards around very easily.