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[X]

I've got a first recommendation for you Jack. Walk into a gay bar and let things sort of naturally happen. You may be surprised when you awake the following morning with a strange companion in your bed and a smile on your face. Don't forget to bring lubrication or you might not be smiling as much as you otherwise would be.

 

[Blandscape]

He also smells of dingleberries and green tea.

 

[X]

Listening to Blanscape is like listening to him gargle @jacks cock

 

[X]

He also smells like dry jizz and champagne.

 

[Blandscape]

Has anyone attempted an intervention?

 

[Blandscape]

Yes you do.

 

[Flynn]

I have but you call me a cunt and tell me to fuck off

 

[jack]

Yes he does.

 

[Blandscape]

Didn’t want to bring it up among colleagues.

 

[jack]

You are a cunt, and you should fuck off.

 

[Blandscape]

On the upside she looks good in a cast.

 

[Blandscape]

Let us all cast asunder these feelings of hostility and despair.

 

[X]

I've got a first recommendation for you Jack. Walk into a gay bar and let things sort of naturally happen. You may be surprised when you awake the following morning with a strange companion in your bed and a smile on your face. Don't forget to bring lubrication or you might not be smiling as much as you otherwise would be.

 

[X]

 

[X]

Thanks @Worksman youre the heeatesty

 

[X]

Thanks @Worksman youre the greatest

 

[jack]

Meanwhile @Worksman is beating the shit out of you in Meltdown

 

[jack]

 

[jack]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[X]

Oh hold on lemme go care for a sec

 

[X]

You disastrous faggot!!! LOL

 

[jack]

You act like I gaf. That's what's really funny

 

[Flynn]

You do jack

 

[Flynn]

Give a fuck

 

[jack]

Oh look, your meatshield is backing you up! How quaint.

 

[X]

Oh I KNOW he does LOL

 

[X]

Oh look! meAT in your ass

 

[jack]

Sorry to burst your bubbles. this is aboiut shits and giggles and of course post count

 

[jack]

Sorry to burst your bubbles. this is about shits and giggles and of course post count

 

[jack]

X gets wound up if you breathe on him. Same with his meatshield.