1,000,000 Post Thread

[Lily]

Why are you thinking about my vagina, pervert?

 

[Lily]

Can you tell me what a black hole is?

 

[Joe]

Frood is so obsessed with vaginas that he once pretended he had one & was a woman over at TBC @Lily

 

[Lily]

That's why I call him Fruit, @Joe. Fruit is a man that desperately wants to be a woman. I bet he's wearing panties and a garter right now.

 

[Joe]

 

[Lily]

That's you at the glory hole, grunting in pleasure when an abo "plows your field".

 

[Lily]

you flaming homosexual...

 

[Lily]

I don't have to play pretense, you flaming faggot. You literally do retarded shit like put cigarettes between your toes and butt cheeks.

 

[Lily]

Wear Uggs, that only women and faggots wear.

 

[Lily]

You are a joke that writes itself, homo.

 

[Lily]

Your kids ever see you dressed as their mom?

 

[Lily]

Or do you hide your homosexuality from them?

 

[Lily]

When do you plan to burst out of the closet singing Broadway tunes?

 

[Lily]

They deserve to know why their father is such a failure.

 

[Lily]

Why they go without and have to lean on mom for security.

 

[Lily]

You're living a lie.

 

[Lily]

No, Fruit that's you.

 

[Lily]

Now, spend the rest of the night with your stupid lames. I'm bored with you. Most homosexuals are funny. You fail even at that.

 

[LotusBud]

More than a quarter of the way to one million posts here. What will you do when it reaches 1,000,000, @Bastard Factory ? Throw a party???

 

[LotusBud]

Did Frood get banned? I don't see any of the posts that @Lily is responding to.

 

[Bastard Factory]

More than a quarter of the way to one million posts here. What will you do when it reaches 1,000,000, @Bastard Factory ? Throw a party???

Something epic

 

[Admin.]

Did Frood get banned? I don't see any of the posts that @Lily is responding to.

I've had him muted for eons, he's too tedious.

 

[LotusBud]

I've had him muted for eons, he's too tedious.

I've had him muted, too. But he does not show up when I click on "show ignored posts." It looks like Lily is talking to no one.

 

[Admin.]

I've had him muted, too. But he does not show up when I click on "show ignored posts." It looks like Lily is talking to no one.

hmm maybe he ignored you too in double secret revenge.

 

[Fredricka]

Needed some backup?

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

"I PICK THE GOD DAMN terror of the fucking gods out of my nose! Pardon my language. But YEEEEEHAW, let the sons of God and man bear witness! Even in the belly of the Thunderbird I've been casting out the False Prohets; I'm busting a gut and blowing my O-ring, and ripe to throw a loaf! For I speak only the fucking Truth, and never in my days have I spoken other than! For my every utterance is a lie, including this very one you hear! I say, `Fuck'em if they can't take a joke!' By God, `Anything for a laugh', I say. I am the last remaining Homo Correctus, I am the god damn Man of the Future! I'll drive a mile so as not to walk a foot; I am a human being of the first god damn water! Yes, I'm the

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

Yes, I'm the javalina humping junkie that jumped the Men from Mars! I drank the Devil under seven tables, I am too intense to die, I'm insured for acts o' God and Satan! I was shanghaied by bodiless fiends and alien jews from a corporate galaxy, and got away with their hubcaps! I cannot be tracked on radar! I wear nothing uniform, I wear no god damn uniform! Yes baby, I'm 23 feet tall and have 13 rows o' teats; I was suckled by a triceratops, I gave the Anti-Virgin a high-protien tonsil wash! I'm a bacteriological weapon, I armed and loaded! I'm a fission reactor, I fart plutonium, power plants are fueled by the sweat from my brow; when they plug me in, the lights go out in Hong Kong! I weig

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I weigh 666 pounds in zero gravity, come and get me! I've sired retarded space bastards across the Cosmos, I cook and eat my dead; YAH-HOOOO, I'm the Unshaven Thorn Tree of the Atlantis Zoo! I pay no taxes! The Devil's hands are my ideal playground! I hold the Seven-Bladed Windbreaker; the wheels that turn are behind me; I think backwards! I do it for fun! My imagination is a fucking cancer and I'll pork it before it porks me! The say a godzillion is the highest number there is. Well by God! I count to a godzillion and one! Yes, I'm the purple flower of Hell County, give me wide berth; when I drop my drawers, Mother Nature swoons! I use a python for a prophylactic; I'm thicker, harder and me

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

I'm thicker, harder and meaner than the Alaskan Pipeline, and carry more spew! I'll freeze your seed before it hits the bathroom tile! YEE! YEEE! I kidnapped the future and ransomed it for the past, I made Time wait up for me to bleed my lizard! My infernal breath wilts the Tree of Life, I left my spoor on the Rock of Ages, who'll tear flesh with me, who'll spill their juice? Who'll gouge with me, whose candle will I fart out? Whoop! I'm ready! So step aside, all you butt-lipped, neurotic, insecure bespectacled slabs o' wimp meat! I'm a Crime Fighting Master Criminal, I am Not Insane! I'm a screamer and a laugher, I make a spectacle of myself, I am a sight! My physical type cannot be classif

 

[Mr. Wednesday]

My physical type cannot be classified by science, my `familiar' is a pterodactyl, I feed it dipshits! I communicate without wires or strings! I am a Thuggee, I am feared in the Tongs, I have the Evil Eye, I carry the Mojo Bag; I swam the Bermuda Triangle and didn't get wet! I circumcize dinosaurs with my teeth and make 'em leave a tip; I change tires with my tongue and my tool! Every night I hock up a lunger and extinguish the Sun! I'm the bigfooted devil of Level 14, who'll try to blow me down? I've packed the brownies of the gods, I leak the Plague from my nether parts, opiates are the mass of my religion, I take drugs! Yes, I'm a rip-snorter, I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins bef