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[250910]

I cram coca leaves right into my arm-veins before they're picked off the tree! Space monsters cringe at my tread! I wipe the Pyramides off my shoes before I enter my house. I'm fuel-injected, I'll live forever and remember it afterwords! I'm immune! I'm radioactive! Come on and give me cancer, I'll spit up the tumor and butter my bread with the juice! I'm supernatural, I bend crowbars with my meat ax and a thought! My droppings bore through the earth and erupt volcanoes in China! Yes, I can drink more wine and stay soberer than all the heathen Hindoos in Asia! YEEE HAW! Gut Blowout! I am a Moray Eel, I am a Komodo Dragon, I am the Killer Whale bereft of its pup! I have a triple backbone, I w

 

[250910]

I have a triple backbone, I was sired by the Wolf Man, give me all your Slack! I told Jesus I wouldn't go to church and He shook my hand! I have my own personal saviors, I change 'em every hour, I don't give a fuck if there's life after death, I want to know if there's even any fucking Slack after death! I am a god damn visionary, I see the future and the past in comic books and wine bottles; I eat black holes for breakfast! I bend my genes and whittle my DNA with the sheer force of my mighty will! I steer my own god damn evolution! I ran 'em out of Heaven and sold it to Hell for a profit! I'm enlightened, I achieved `Nirvana' and took it home with me. Yip, yip, YEEEEEEE! I'm so ugly the Spe

 

[250910]

I'm so ugly the Speed of Light can't slow me down and Gravity won't tug at my cuffs! When the Rapture comes, I'll make 'em wait! They'll never clean my cage! Now give me some more of..." (Tape runs out.)

 

[Weeg]

Mornin MAGA world!!

 

[Jack]

That was pretty awesome @The Question

 

[Weeg]

GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jack]

I see you got burned pretty bad last night Frood

 

[Alticus]

Morning all :)

 

[Fredricka]

Morning

 

[Jack]

Hey you two

 

[X]

Hayyyy you two.

 

[X]

Fuckfaceicus!!! Must you insist on being trite??

 

[X]

Look at you standing there all judgmental with that bent cock up your ass

 

[Jack]

Hello lying little ratfucker.

 

[X]

 

[X]

What’s up pooooooosy pervert

 

[X]

Hahahahahahahaa

 

[Jack]

Says the poooooooooooooosy pervert

 

[X]

You old cocksucker LOL

 

[Jack]

hahahahahahahahaaaa

 

[Jack]

You old cocksucker LOL

 

[X]

70 years old

 

[Jack]

70 years old

 

[X]

Are you ready to spend your entire geezer day on here yet again ?

 

[X]

Plotting with your pervert pal?

 

[X]

Hanging out at the high school waiting for young men who are over 16

 

[Jack]

are you ready to spend your entire geezer day on here yet again?

 

[X]

You sick filths

 

[Jack]

Plotting with your pervert pal?

 

[X]

‘Hey boys’ .. the question and I have snakes and beer wanna cone