If you want even mid-tier brands like Bulleit or Maker's Mark, a Midwest potato-being will stare at you like he's a dog that's just been shown a card trick. "Whuh? Whussat? Maker's hwut?"
Blandy's brain has been damaged by decades of drug abuse. He lives in an alternate reality now. Some would say that it is tragic. But he was kind of an idiot before...so it really is no lose.
Nobody believes you, @jack . You are upset because people know what a sick fuck you are and they are calling you out on it. These kinds of boards are not a healthy place for people like you, and you have been on them for decades. Even when you are "ignoring" Flynn, you will read every one of his posts. Every. Single. One.