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[Blandscape]

The last time I went through customs in America I was strip searched to try and find my inner beauty, because I was prettier than the clinically obese border agent.

 

[LotusBud]

Yeah, it's probably pretty different there. There are some "Golden Visa" folks here, but I don't know any of them.

 

[LotusBud]

Wow, Blandy, that's horrific.

 

[No One]

The problem is that it is on the base level a very shitty job, and if you dont fit the right profile you will be sent through 3 or 4 levels of extremely low intelligence folks before you get to someone you can talk to

 

[No One]

Before 911 and tsa traveling was much more civilised

 

[Fredricka]

I always get searched at airports, from the age of 12

 

[Lily]

That's weird @Fredricka

 

[Fredricka]

I know, i never understood why

 

[Blandscape]

I like being strip searched, my fav was at the Belgian border before there was free movement in the EU.

 

[Lily]

lol

 

[Blandscape]

Ladies in uniform. Mmmmm

 

[Jack]

 

[Blandscape]

I am going to give the yanks 5 million smackaroonies for a Gold Card.

 

[Lily]

The wealthy laughed at that.

 

[Admin.]

Are a pair of gold tennis shoes and a MAGA BIBLE, included with the $5 million?

 

[Lily]

It should be a package deal.

 

[Admin.]

I think so, especially if you ORDER BEFORE MIDNIGHT TOMORROW!

 

[realgrimm]

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[Weeg]

MAGA!!!!!!!

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Weeg is Mama naked?

 

[Weeg]

@Oliver Shagnasty no she always has a house dress on

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

I get that i always wear a house dress myself

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Lily is mod again, stay in line Weeg

 

[Weeg]

That are comfy. Yoo can air out yoor ballsack

 

[Lily]

Hi Oliver.

 

[Weeg]

Uh oh

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Ahoy Lil

 

[The Prowler]

Hey Porky, did you see where 'Reeks said she thought the unaltered picture of your was chopped to make your head look ridiculously HUGE!!! That was funny as fuck!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!

 

[The Prowler]

Ahoy Lil.....funny story...one time Lily was out floating in the ocean and a sailor on a sailing ship that was lost at sea for two weeks saw her floating in the horizon and he screamed "Land Ahoy!!!!"

 

[Admin.]

Prowler puked