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[The Associate]

But every nice guy has a breakpoint, and I passed mine. So now I don't put up with stupid motherfuckers.

 

[LotusBud]

But Mango Mussolini has given you a license to be cruel. Yeah. We get it.

 

[jack]

well I do not tolerate assholes, fuckeads and shitposters who think they're gifts to the forum either

 

[LotusBud]

@Jack LOL

 

[The Associate]

No, Biff Tannen didn't give me a license for shit. I just realized, I don't NEED a fucking license to give back what I get. You're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. If I'm NOT nice to you, do the fucking math and realize that you were a cunt first and you're just getting back what you've given out.

 

[LotusBud]

Bullshit. You're a mean fucker. You've been that way since Day 1 here.

 

[The Associate]

Wrong.

 

[jack]

I need to get the fuck out of Vermont, that's one thing for sure. I can't do this cycle again

 

[The Associate]

I showed up being nice. Until some cock-swabs started giving me shit. Then I started giving shit back. Don't like it? Don't be a fuckin' cunt.

 

[The Associate]

Weather, Jack?

 

[jack]

yeah mostly. It's a political paradise. and in the summer best of everything. but thats becoming just 4 months of the year.

 

[The Associate]

If it's the weather or the climate, I don't blame you. I don't even like the Mid, and I'm sure it's got nothing on New England.

 

[jack]

its been 2nd, 3rd and 4th winters this year. 340 inches of snow where I live

 

[The Associate]

I wouldn't go back to the Mid for love or money, but I guess I'll do it for family. Fucking sucker that I am... *headdesk*

 

[LotusBud]

@Neil B. Formi You don't get to act like a dick and then demand kindness in return. Dish it out, get it back, prick.

 

[The Associate]

That's what I'm telling you, @LotusBud , you fucking guitar. I didn't show up acting the dick, I caught it and gave it back.

 

[The Associate]

But, no, I get the idea. "You don't belong to our leftist kook-ass cult, so you have to be a punching bag for us and never ever hit back!" FUCK that.

 

[LotusBud]

No, Neil. You have been rude to me since your first post.

 

[The Prowler]

Has Vacation @Jack been here all day again?

 

[Weeg]

@The Prowler LOL YES!!!!!!!!!! ALL DAY!!

 

[Lily]

He's never been civil @LotusBud

 

[jack]

I have to agree.

 

[jack]

Jealousy is like perfume with some of these shitposters

 

[The Associate]

"Stonks", btw, = "stocks." Just a funnier way of spelling it.

 

[LotusBud]

Oh, wow. You're smart AND funny!

 

[The Associate]

And bullshit, I've "never" been nice. Notice how I talk to RealGrimm or BF or Alticus. I'm sweet as fuckin' pie to those guys, you know why? 'Cause they're not dicks to me, that's why.

 

[Lily]

Total kneeslapper @LotusBud

 

[LotusBud]

You have never been nice to me. I'm oretty sure Lily is right, you don't like women.

 

[The Associate]

Hey, maybe you should try not being a twat at me and see if I'm nice to you back as a result. Give it a shot.

 

[LotusBud]

You have never been nice to me. I'm pretty sure Lily is right, you don't like women.