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[MANCID RILKO]

LOL that doesn't sound too bad

 

[MANCID RILKO]

But anyway, later it became "cruzado"

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Which means crossed

 

[MANCID RILKO]

So you see, there's a cross fixation in this country

 

[MANCID RILKO]

I think people here live a bit crucified all the time

 

[The Question]

Yeah, 'cruzado' doesn't sound as good. Sounds like a bottom shelf brand of rum, actually.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

That ended up in superhipermegadynaultrainflation

 

[MANCID RILKO]

So we "crossed" it got Real

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Got it?

 

[The Question]

Yup.

 

[The Question]

"Government printed way too much of 'em and made 'em worthless."

 

[MANCID RILKO]

We, the real used to be worth one pansy shell back in the 199normal

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Now it's worth 6 of'em

 

[MANCID RILKO]

So you see, Pedro Ronaldo won't be mad if you hand him dollahs instead of rools

 

[MANCID RILKO]

And the other day I was thinking, they don't count US inflation when devaluing the rool

 

[Weeg]

MAGA!!!!!!!!!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

So this night we got one of those coffee-fucking storms

 

[Jack]

whats that like?

 

[The Question]

Not familiar with the term.

 

[MANCID RILKO]

It got a bit bad for a moment and I don't know if it fucked up the coffee too much, I'll have to see tomorrow

 

[Weeg]

What’s that

 

[The Question]

Ah, I see. A storm that fucks up the coffee crop.

 

[Weeg]

Don’t mess with mommas coffee!!!

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Shitloads of wind

 

[Jack]

wow

 

[MANCID RILKO]

You know it's bad when it's like a giant walking in the woods and stomping trees

 

[The Question]

Blowing the beans right off the bush, huh? Wait, does coffee grow on bushes?

 

[Weeg]

We get bad storms in Ohio spring and summer

 

[MANCID RILKO]

helluva cloud pyrotecniques too

 

[MANCID RILKO]

Beautiful zappers crossing the sky