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[MANCID RILKO]

LOL

 

[Jack]

You inject him?

 

[Jack]

Must be a bitch using a fit for that.

 

[Blandscape]

When Weeg talks about Jesus, you know he’s chasing cars and his next fix.

 

[Jack]

I just hope he takes Rousouvastatin after the Chinese.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Hello Everyone! Hope everyone's having a nice Sunday ... it is Sunday, isn't it?

 

[The Question]

That fuckin' Everyone! He owes me money!

 

[Jack]

It's Sunday! Where's the cheese?

 

[Jack]

It's Sunday! Where's the cheeses?

 

[Blandscape]

No we are not Reg, you have had the audacity to turn up like a fucking turnip in a carnivore diet.

 

[Lily]

Thanks @Reggie_Essent. Hope you're having a great day as well.

 

[Blandscape]

All starch, piss and vinegar!

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Sorry your Sunday is sucking, Blandy. Is it raining again in gloomy Scotland?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Thanks Lily. You too.

 

[Blandscape]

Sun is shining, do you think you ever will?

 

[Blandscape]

Let’s take you on a test drive.

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Did you step on a thistle, Blandy?

 

[Blandscape]

Does Reg ever think before he writes, or are we to guess how much he has left in his spank bank?

 

[Blandscape]

Would anyone miss him if ICE picked him off the street tomorrow?

 

[Blandscape]

Could his own mother pick him out in an identity parade?

 

[Blandscape]

Is picking two socks that match on any given day a real win for Reg?

 

[Lily]

@Reggie_Essent Are you gonna take that?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Back when "Flametardia" was a thing, did you suck as badly then at it as you do now?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

You really live up to your name

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Back when "Flametardia" was a thing, did Blandy suck as badly then at it as you do now?

 

[Blandscape]

Does Reg consider the lilies before eating them?

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Back when "Flametardia" was a thing, did Blandy suck as badly then at it as he does now?

 

[Blandscape]

Does Reg look in the mirror and see someone else’s face?

 

[Oliver Shagnasty]

Bland and boring

 

[Reggie_Essent]

Does Blandy toil and spin at anything?